Farewell Sex

[Lobotroth]

lol 6 hours, who is going to be monitoring that?

[Rifleman]

I thought Islam treated corpses as unclean? Or is that Judiasm? (I'm pretty certain it's Judiasm, but not sure if Islam also does this.)

[mikey_the_redneck]

It's a much better deal for the women.

Considering the effects of rigor mortis, ...a woman can probably have sex with her dead husband longer than a man could have sex with his dead wife.

Btw, why would a man rail his dead wife when he has another (or maybe several) live, fresh wife down the street?

[To Be Quite Honest]

Mung!

[schteve_d]

I don't know. To me, anything past four hours.....four and a half max...is just kind of creepy.

[Coys1882]

Some people like cold pizza... same thing?

[freedogger]

I can see six hours going to seven, and so on. Don't call it a ball and chain for nothing.

[Vulcan]

I'm not saying what I expected this thread to be about but I didn't think it would be about necrophilia.

[saskflames69]

Mung..

[calumniate]

Ah but Canadian film has it trumped I think. The girl comes out the winner:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116783/

[BCGirl]

If that is factual, it's highly disturbing.

[afc wimbledon]

This is what comes of banning alcohol, no passed out drunk chicks to eff.

[CrusaderPi]

I'm going to go ahead and say it, if I die in Egypt go ahead and do what you need to do. I'm dead, what the crap do I care? All I ask is that when you speak of me, speak well.

[Montana Moe]

What if she dies here in North America while watching The Mummy?

You'd be surprised how often that happens.

[getbak]

It reminds me of the old joke:

A man's wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse.

During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.

The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.

He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find the wife was dead!

"What happened!" screamed the nurse.

"I don't know," said the husband. "She must have choked!"

[Yasa]

It's like a XXX Islamic version of Weekend At Bernie's. Probably not as good though.

[Huntingwhale]

Islam is the horniest relgion ever.

[Kipperriffic]

New Law: If someone other than her husband does it, the dead body would be stoned to death

[Yasa]

Probably not true

[Puppet Guy]

this isn't what I mean when I say "popping by for a cold one"...