Gather around friends and Locke you hermit, like seriously where have you been?, and hear my tale.
I am severely hungover, like still loser pissed, I get on the CalgaryPuck, thinking oh man I will find a good thread, distract me, things will be fine, I am also very liberal with my commas.
So I come to this Off Topic forum, I see this thread tittled Gizmo Identified.
I am ectastic, I don't honestly expect the cute guy from the gremlins, but at least something that looks like it to lift my spirits. So I can go Ahhhh, thats nice. Maybe CaptainCrunch is in here with some humerous comment to make me laugh. My spirits are lifted, everyone is happy, fotze is talking about having sex with dead hookers, its all good in the hood.
But no, instead you have to post this thingie. I dunno man, I just don't know even what to think. My dreams were crushed, like Jiri in his sweat pants closing a thread about fishing at indie concerts. It was that bad.
So for anyone else that comes into this thread with my expectations, this picture is for you. God bless, and always no matter what, keep it westside.
