A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

I read the thread title a few times and still had no idea what was going on until I opened the thread. I was trying to figure out who owned what hole where.

Anyway coming northbound on Deerfoot, there's a bunch of jerk wads who hop onto the off ramp for 32nd just before McKnight to try to jump a whole 5 cars ahead. I always purposely watch the ramp to see who's actually coming off 32nd and who's trying to jump the line. If buddy tries to jump the line, I don't let them back in, make sure they get behind me, and flip them the bird. Laughing maniacally all the while.

[Buff]

Originally Posted by Muffins

When I see a d-bag on the road weaving around people behind me i'll slow down to match the speed of the car beside me so he has nowhere to go. If a middle finger comes my way, I give them a thumbs up and a big smile.

I do that too. It's like I think I'm some sort of traffic cop and I'm keeping people in line.

I also hide my sister-in-law's stuff that she leaves hiding around. Not sure how much this really affects her because she is so unorganized that she can't find her stuff on the best of days.

[Kybosh]

You guys are jerks.

[speede5]

Originally Posted by Muffins

When I see a d-bag on the road weaving around people behind me i'll slow down to match the speed of the car beside me so he has nowhere to go. If a middle finger comes my way, I give them a thumbs up and a big smile.

I love doing this.

[topfiverecords]

If I'm crossing at a crosswalk or intersection and you don't stop for pedestrains I'll gladly rub the front of my boot down the side of your car as you pass.
Once in a while I'll be happy to make rude comments about the inabilites people have with the self checkouts while I wait in line.
If you aren't capable of changing lanes over the last 7 blocks while swerving in and out of my lane, I'm going to make sure you're not going to get in at the last minute to make your turn.
Soon I'm going to start jumping out in traffic at the people on their cell phone just to see their reaction.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Muffins

When I see a d-bag on the road weaving around people behind me i'll slow down to match the speed of the car beside me so he has nowhere to go. If a middle finger comes my way, I give them a thumbs up and a big smile.

Me too. Doing this cures any bad day I've been having.

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

If I'm crossing at a crosswalk or intersection and you don't stop for pedestrains I'll gladly rub the front of my boot down the side of your car as you pass.

Hopefully in one of those instances your foot gets stuck in the wheel well.

Trying to correct the behaviour of an a-hole is one thing, but being a bigger a-hole by wanting to damage other people's property is another.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Can we change the name of this thread to:
"Times I don't consider that other people occasionally make mistakes, assume they are doing things to be jerks, or as a personal afront to me, and the things I do to teach them a lesson, even though I know for a fact that if I were to make the same mistake, and receive the same response, I would automatcially assume is just some guy being a dick and not learn/change a damn thing"?

Actually, that might be a bit long, I guess we should stay with what you've got.

[bizaro86]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

If I'm crossing at a crosswalk or intersection and you don't stop for pedestrains I'll gladly rub the front of my boot down the side of your car as you pass.
Once in a while I'll be happy to make rude comments about the inabilites people have with the self checkouts while I wait in line.
If you aren't capable of changing lanes over the last 7 blocks while swerving in and out of my lane, I'm going to make sure you're not going to get in at the last minute to make your turn.
Soon I'm going to start jumping out in traffic at the people on their cell phone just to see their reaction.

That seems like a pretty good way to get killed, imo.

[bc-chris]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

I read the thread title a few times and still had no idea what was going on until I opened the thread. I was trying to figure out who owned what hole where.

Anyway coming northbound on Deerfoot, there's a bunch of jerk wads who hop onto the off ramp for 32nd just before McKnight to try to jump a whole 5 cars ahead. I always purposely watch the ramp to see who's actually coming off 32nd and who's trying to jump the line. If buddy tries to jump the line, I don't let them back in, make sure they get behind me, and flip them the bird. Laughing maniacally all the while.

something similar to this was happening a lot in kelowna this past summer when they were working on an overpass on the westside. traffic on hwy 97 would be really backed up (go figure) and there's a cutoff at the west end of okanagan lake bridge that goes to a round about used to access another road. the one exit of the round about runs parallel with hwy 97 up 'bridge hill'. people were taking this to 'jump the line' and i guess it's against the law in bc - the rcmp regularly had cruisers watching and when people tried to jump the line they got a ticket.... i'm not quite sure what the offense would be, but they handed out a lot of 'coupons'

[Dion]

I used to carry large stickers in my vehicle. When I saw a someone parked in a handicapped stall that had no tag, I'd place a sticker on thier drivers side windshield so they couldn't see. They would have to scrape the sticker off before driving away.

[bradster57]

I don't slow down for jaywalkers. I would never hit them, but it is funny when they realize that they should get off the road.

[Super-Rye]

If I'm at work or school and a co-worker/co-student? () is roaming around doing nothing with that glazed look in their eye, occasionally pulling out the cell phone to text someone while everyone else is running around trying to get stuff done I'm MORE than happy to not only do my work, but their work too, while mocking them and calling them a lazy ****. I usually only have to do this once before they get the message. But sometimes people take it personally and start to pout and it makes me sad...or it would if I gave a crap. So I pile on more with comments about how big their vagina is and how childish they are being.

I'm at work/school to get things done. If you're dumping all your crap on the people around you so you can be lazy you have it coming to you as far as I'm concerned.

[VladtheImpaler]

Meh, aside from the Captain, you are all doing a-holy things in response to some perceived injustice... How about some things you do just because you are an ass?

[troutman]

I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Meh, aside from the Captain, you are all doing a-holy things in response to some perceived injustice... How about some things you do just because you are an ass?

Misterpants' a-hole laugh is pretty a-holy.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by troutman

I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die

That's the sort of thing I am looking for.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Muffins

When I see a d-bag on the road weaving around people behind me i'll slow down to match the speed of the car beside me so he has nowhere to go. If a middle finger comes my way, I give them a thumbs up and a big smile.





i'd say that's a lot better then some of the alternatives......like their cat

Yeah but then your trying to escape from her house naked with an angry cat claws deep into your balls howling loud enough to wake her up and the neighbours.

And thats not fun.

[bizaro86]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Meh, aside from the Captain, you are all doing a-holy things in response to some perceived injustice... How about some things you do just because you are an ass?

Sliver's "Shoot washer fluid in a convertible" move doesn't really correct an injustice, unless you think driving a convertible is some sort societal issue...

[Puppet Guy]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Meh, aside from the Captain, you are all doing a-holy things in response to some perceived injustice... How about some things you do just because you are an ass?

I used to return videotapes without rewinding them first. Does that count?