Come on who doesn't want to beat the everloving hell out of batman or a batman wannabe.
Its now become possible that one of my bucket list items which is to destroy a super hero can be achieved.
Of course I can't just walk up and punch out a super hero, there has to be an action plan which allows me to make him or her the villian first.
1) Find superhero wannabe
2) follow them everywhere to see if you can find out what their secret identity is
3) Unhatch an evil plan that forces the hero out of the so called shadows or the so called small stuff. I'm thinking that kidnapping a puppy or a kids doll.
4) Hack into a cable sgnal announce myself to the world as a murderous super villian, force a comfrontation
5) No show the confrontation, or hier a group of henchmen to do the confronting for me while I sit back and laugh and make evil remarks. Ha Ha Batfink, you'll never stop me once I get the last piece of my weather dominator.
6) Complete me survaillance threaten on my now hacked villian channel to reveal his identity unless heturns himself in
7 Frame him or her for a crime that they didn't commit, run over a bunch of civilians with a look a like of their 1980 bat pinto while disguised as him. The cities love turns to hatred
8) Then when he or she is completely off balance kick him in the sack or her in the taco and steal the wallet
9) run up the credit card subscribing to japanese tentacle porn sites
10) ????
11) take over the world.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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