How long do you have to live?

[Mike F]

Originally posted by Cowperson@Aug 20 2004, 02:44 PM
I'm happy. I'll live to be 84 and die on my birthday.

Hopefully shot to death by a jealous teenage husband.

Cowperson

You going to head for Vermont, or wait for gay marriage to be legalized in Canada?

[kipperfan]

Originally posted by Mike F+Aug 21 2004, 02:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike F @ Aug 21 2004, 02:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cowperson@Aug 20 2004, 02:44 PM
I'm happy. I'll live to be 84 and die on my birthday.

Hopefully shot to death by a jealous teenage husband.

Cowperson

You going to head for Vermont, or wait for gay marriage to be legalized in Canada? [/b][/quote]
What??

Not his husband, the husband of the young lady he is procreating with.

[Mike F]

April 22, 2063, one day before I turn 86.

April 26, 2063 -- My stuffed body is installed in a place of honor in the local Hooters, perpetually daring patrons to pull my finger.

[calgaryred]

Well it says I got life until 2042 which would make me 71 yrs. I can't complain that's pretty good! If I work at it I can shade a couple extra years in there.

[Cowperson]

Originally posted by kipperfan+Aug 21 2004, 02:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kipperfan @ Aug 21 2004, 02:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

You going to head for Vermont, or wait for gay marriage to be legalized in Canada?

What??

Not his husband, the husband of the young lady he is procreating with. [/b][/quote]
Considering the Musharraf grind in the other thread, its pretty ironic to find you two guys, of all people, fighting over what I said in this one.

Cowperson

[kipperfan]

Originally posted by Cowperson+Aug 21 2004, 02:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cowperson @ Aug 21 2004, 02:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

What??

Not his husband, the husband of the young lady he is procreating with.

Considering the Musharraf grind in the other thread, its pretty ironic to find you two guys, of all people, fighting over what I said in this one.

Cowperson [/b][/quote]
I wasnt fighting, I just thought your post was humerous, and it seemed the original poster didnt get it.

[Mike F]

Originally posted by Cowperson+Aug 20 2004, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cowperson @ Aug 20 2004, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Considering the Musharraf grind in the other thread, its pretty ironic to find you two guys, of all people, fighting over what I said in this one.#

Cowperson[/b]

Hey, don't lump me into that fight . I made one genuine post/point and one tongue in cheek reply. I have less than two weeks until school starts again, so I won't be getting into any debates for now, keeping my brain on snooze as long as possible.

<!--QuoteBegin-kipperfan
I wasnt fighting, I just thought your post was humerous, and it seemed the original poster didnt get it.[/quote]

I got it, but I took a stab at humor by pointing out that it was an ambiguous statement that could be taken two ways. I apologize for not including the (apparently mandatory) laughing face.

[kipperfan]

Originally posted by Mike F+Aug 21 2004, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike F @ Aug 21 2004, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Hey, don't lump me into that fight . I made one genuine post/point and one tongue in cheek reply. I have less than two weeks until school starts again, so I won't be getting into any debates for now, keeping my brain on snooze as long as possible.

<!--QuoteBegin-kipperfan
I wasnt fighting, I just thought your post was humerous, and it seemed the original poster didnt get it.

I got it, but I took a stab at humor by pointing out that it was an ambiguous statement that could be taken two ways. I apologize for not including the (apparently mandatory) laughing face. [/b][/quote]
I guess Im the fool here, I thought you were being serious!!!

Sorry Mike

[8 Ball]

Thurs. Nov.26 2037. Too bad, I always wanted to die in the summer.

[ooogabooga]

May 29th 2082 for me which would leave me to be... 95, nearing 96 years old and then i did it again and it took 10 years off my life

[La Flames Fan]

February 2nd, 2064....Ripe old age of 84, I'll take that....Not bad for a smoker.

[Reaper]

Saturday, October 8, 2044 - 71 years of age for me.

I probably die by getting smoked with a puck at a Flames' game.

[KootenayFlamesFan]

Saturday, April 20, 2047.

That puts me at 74 years old.

April 20??.....hmmmm. Maybe after the Flames miss the playoffs for the first time after 43 consecutive years, I head down to the Playboy mansion to drown my sorrows...........in the hot tub...........with two blondes........and my heart just gives out?

Man, what a way to go!!

[iamca]

I'm going to die in June...so after another Stanley Cup finals I hope and the best year was 2066 and the worst was 2041.

25 years is quite a spread... makes me wonder.

I guess after 2041 I'll be living on borrowed time.

[transplant99]

Wednesday, September 8, 2027

One week before training camp starts!!!!

[Table 5]

aw crap, Thursday, November 2, 2017.

i always get screwed.

#

[the-rasta-masta]

Thursday, January 23, 2076

I'll be 89 years old. 89....good omen?

[coaster]

Originally posted by Table 5@Aug 21 2004, 06:56 PM
aw crap, Thursday, November 2, 2017.

i always get screwed.

#

You think you got screwed? :angry: I died 22 years ago. Must be the pessimism thing. When you're a Canuck fan of old, it just becomes learned behavior.

[monty_]

77...that's not bad

[Kobasew7]

Thursday, December 9th, 2055

Ill be 72 years old..I was hoping to make it to atleast 90..but I guess Ill just have to prove that clock wrong..hopefully.