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Old 01-16-2012, 09:48 PM   #21
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It's not so cold.I just got a slurpee from sev.
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Old 01-16-2012, 09:54 PM   #22
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It is so cold that when I was standing outside waiting for my buddy to pick me up I could feel my boogers freezing inside my nose
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:01 PM   #23
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It is so cold, that it's actually snowing here in Portland. (We average ~1 inch of snow a year).

Actually have 6-10 inches forecast in the next two days.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:03 PM   #24
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It is so cold that hell has frozen over and the Leafs will make the playoffs.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:06 PM   #25
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It's so cold.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:16 PM   #26
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It is so cold that my keyboard is freez
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:44 PM   #27
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It's so cold that I didn't even notice how cold it was when I walked into my garage, got in my car, drove to work, parked underground, worked inside, took the +15 to lunch, worked inside, then got in my car and went home.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:47 PM   #28
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:06 PM   #29
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It is so cold that ... that when I went to spit, it froze before it hit the ground
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:07 PM   #30
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It's so cold that I hate the Oilers.

Wait... lost my train of thought.
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:15 PM   #31
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You know how cold it's going to be tomorrow morning? Minus 32! Could you imagine??

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Old 01-17-2012, 01:11 AM   #32
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it's so cold that... when you throw boiling water into the air, it instantly vaporizes

i just tried this outside my balcony
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:27 AM   #33
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:32 AM   #34
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Wow -45 tonight, so that isn't too bad.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:31 AM   #35
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It is so cold that chickens are rushing into KFC and jumping into the boiling oil.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:49 AM   #36
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It is so cold that I almost put a t-shirt on outside today. But i just wore a tank instead.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:53 AM   #37
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Its so cold that my nipples can cut through glass
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:33 AM   #39
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Its so cold that I honestly can't remember the last time it was -37 without wind chill.
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:49 AM   #40
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It's so cold that...

I decided to drive into work today to put my car in an underground lot... but they were all full.
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