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Old 11-13-2011, 08:51 PM   #21
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Since it absorbs directly into the blood I would assume you need much less to get drunk than drinking it.
I don't think vodka prices have reached the level of having to ration booze this way.
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:57 PM   #22
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Since it absorbs directly into the blood I would assume you need much less to get drunk than drinking it.
If people are that desperate they might as well just inject it directly into their blood stream. Seems easier than shoving a tube up your butt.
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:02 PM   #23
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More like "sh*t-pantsed". For scientific purposes, this afternoon I poured a case of Wildcat up my ass. Trust me, it was lot more "toilet time" than it was "party time". Yeesh, what a mess.
This is even funnier since your location is cited as "Clinching party".
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:06 PM   #24
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More like "sh*t-pantsed". For scientific purposes, this afternoon I poured a case of Wildcat up my ass. Trust me, it was lot more "toilet time" than it was "party time". Yeesh, what a mess.
Sounds like the cat's ass!
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:12 PM   #25
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This puts me in mind of the "drinking vodka through your eye" bit that was going around a couple years back now.
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:26 PM   #26
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I remember when in a high school awareness program, we were told of someone who filled an enema kit with whisky...and he almost died as a result!
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:27 PM   #27
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:35 PM   #28
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This thread should be renamed to:
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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As far as I'm concerned it's just another way to weed out undesirables before they have a chance to multiple.
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I'll have a single Rum n' Colon please.
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More proof that women will do anything to get us to go down.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:05 PM   #33
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Teens today are weak. Man up and drink it.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:09 PM   #34
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I don't think vodka prices have reached the level of having to ration booze this way.
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If people are that desperate they might as well just inject it directly into their blood stream. Seems easier than shoving a tube up your butt.
I don't disagree, but what else could the the reason be other then a cheap drunk? Maybe it's cool these days to pour vodka in your ass?
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I tend to think this is more likely


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Old 11-13-2011, 10:14 PM   #36
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Brilliant.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:16 PM   #37
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Of course it would explain why my mate keeps telling me how arseholed he was on Saturday night, and there was me just thinking he was gay.
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Old 11-14-2011, 12:46 AM   #38
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What I don't get, is that when I was an underaged teen drinking, much of it was the social interaction. You have drinks amongst friends, and get drunk. Are they now lining up to the bathroom? Or just out in the open?

If I had kids (and don't worry everyone, I plan to never at the moment), I'd be not too pissed if they had a house party while I was out of town if nothing got damaged and no cops were called, but I would smack them upside the head something fierce if I found out there was suppository liquor consumption going on in my kitchen while I was away.
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:16 AM   #39
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I am suprised none of the female posters have chimed in on this subject yet, but the story shows a complete lack of knowledge of how tampons work.
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Old 11-14-2011, 03:31 AM   #40
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I'd think inserting vodka into your butt would burn like a mother####er.

How ironic that I stumbled upon this video earlier in the week when I was looking for instruction on using a netti pot: this guy puts bourbon in his.

He says the F word for you NSFW folks.

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