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Old 10-09-2011, 03:13 AM   #21
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No, there were no promises of puppies or candy involved...
That there is a luxury humping machine.

That puts even the old six-foot-wide back seat of my Crown Vic to shame.

Mind you, I was with a girl, so there was a bit more room given her smaller size and what not, but still, a Lumina: that's pretty damned good.
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What? It could happen.
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:53 AM   #24
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Wait a minute, your partner did have a pulse at the time, right?

Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Old 10-09-2011, 01:42 PM   #29
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What? It could happen.
You f&$ked Batman?
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No, Batman f&$ked him.
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The Batmobile, being the phallus that it is in that picture, is the perfect vehicle to get laid in for the first time.
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Wait a minute, your partner did have a pulse at the time, right?

Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
You would have to be caught dead to be with a necrophiliac.
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The Batmobile, being the phallus that it is in that picture, is the perfect vehicle to get laid in for the first time.
like this??

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You would have to be caught dead to be with a necrophiliac.
clap, clap, clap.
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For those than know me in real life... yeah this is the car I still drive. And this was many years ago...



P.S. The car is NOT well designed for any sort of foolin' around.
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P.S. The car is NOT well designed for any sort of foolin' around.
Is that because it didn't have the Ram-Air package?
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