Once, in my foolish youth, I purchased a Scotch Bonnet pepper. I chopped up half of it, put it on a wrap, and ate it.
I have never experienced such physical pain in my life. I almost vomited, but didn't. Based on what happened a couple hours later, I wish I had vomited.
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My buddy secretly put a bunch of Dave's Insanity in my sandwich, we were both pretty drunk. Anyway, a few minutes later the pain kicked in and I was pouring anything I could in my mouth to put out the fire. I tried milk, water, beer, etc. I eventually chugged as much vodka as I could and passed out. I woke up the next morning and took a shower, the sauce must have been on my hands because next thing you know my face is on fire. The shower barely made me feel any better.
Any of you ex military guys should know what being gassed or sprayed feels like; this felt very similar. I still owe my buddy for that bad joke, eventually he will let his guard down and I will get him.
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My buddy secretly put a bunch of Dave's Insanity in my sandwich, we were both pretty drunk. Anyway, a few minutes later the pain kicked in and I was pouring anything I could in my mouth to put out the fire. I tried milk, water, beer, etc. I eventually chugged as much vodka as I could and passed out. I woke up the next morning and took a shower, the sauce must have been on my hands because next thing you know my face is on fire. The shower barely made me feel any better.
Any of you ex military guys should know what being gassed or sprayed feels like; this felt very similar. I still owe my buddy for that bad joke, eventually he will let his guard down and I will get him.
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The hottest thing I can think of right now that I've eaten directly (aka, not some sauce with Habanero in it) is Bird's Eye chilis. They sure smack you in the face.
I love Vindaloo as well.
But when it comes to those ######ed hot sauces, I can't do it.
I can't really take hot but I had these Wing Ding's at a pub in Edmonton I can't remember. Had to sign a waiver and @#$! they were hot. I was drolling, crying, burning after ten seconds. Worst night of my life, I was jsut laying on the floor clutching my stomach.
I had the hottest hot sauce at Hudson's last summer. It probably isn't as crazy as some of the other answers, but 1 drop of it on my tongue burned the hell out of my mouth and I needed some bread and water to cool it off. Hurt for a good while.
I cant believe someone said they had to take someone to emergency. That is intense!!
Half a bottle of Franks was too hot?
If you had said too salty, I'd sympathize.
Try some of this next time you want hot http://extremefood.com/shop/home.php
Wow I was about to post the same thing. Years ago there was a spice store in Kensington and a friend had bought the 'death rain' powder from there. I always wondered where I could get it since. I was warned not to try it directly.. 1/4 teaspoon into a jar of salsa was enough. And I really, really like spice!
Wow I was about to post the same thing. Years ago there was a spice store in Kensington and a friend had bought the 'death rain' powder from there. I always wondered where I could get it since. I was warned not to try it directly.. 1/4 teaspoon into a jar of salsa was enough. And I really, really like spice!
I remember that place. At one point it moved to Sunridge mall. Someone told me the owner was operating out of a farmers market at one point (Crossroads, when it was on 16th ave, I believe.) I was also told he no longer needed to have a retail shop since he got local grocers to carry his stuff. I've never seen his stuff at Safeway, Co-op, etc., so that may be BS.
I actually find Dave's Insanity to go away quite quickly, it doesn't linger for some reason or other so I am not in a rush to wash it down.
The hottest thing I've tasted was pure capsaicin oil. My friend grows his own peppers (not sure which strain) and extracts the oil and concentrates it with grain alcohol so much that 50 peppers becomes one half teaspoon of oil. Then he dipped the tip of a toothpick of the oil into some soup and my entire mouth was on fire and my lips got inflamed and puffed up so much I was rubbing my face with ice cubes for an hour and it still won't go away.
So, since capsaicin is an oil and therefore insoluble to water, I resorted to washing my mouth and lips with dish washing detergent. It was the only thing that saved me.
I've usually got a pretty good tolerance for spicy food, but this knocked me on my ass:
I still have the (barely used) bottle, wondering when I should give it another shot.
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I have some hot sauce I bought from a store called Fire and Spice that used to be on 11th ave I believe. I had to sign a waiver to buy it. I only use it to spice large pots of chili.
As someone who has looked far and wide for the hottest sauces available, I can say without hesitation that Dave's Insanity hotsauce is the hottest series, with his ghost chilli blend as the hottest hotsauce available.
Nothing, and mean nothing, will burn you like this stuff will. I bought my buddy a bottle of this in Granville last year. One time we were at his place and my other buddy made chicken fingers and thought it would be a good idea to pour the sauce all over the food, not realizing just how deadly it was. Many a rings of fire were had that weekend. If you want hotsauce that is as hot as it gets, bar none this one wins. However if you are looking for something that is also reasonably flavored, Dave's insanity garlic sauce is quite delicious.
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I don't think some of these sauces are meant to coat your chicken wings. They are so hot, just a tiny drop will make a big pot of chili extremely spicy. Someone is going to get hurt.
Hottest thing I ate was "triple suicide" wings at Ed's in the 1980s. You could not talk, your face would turn red, and your eyes would tear up. I don't even want to think about the next day.
Another time at Red Devil(?) at Crowfoot, I got some hot sauce in my eye - that was most unpleasant.
I friend of mine is pretty passionate about hot sauce and gave me a small container of some two weeks ago. He tells me it's 2 levels above suicide sauce. It's insanely hot. I added about a tsp of it to some ground beef and a litre of sauce and it really cleared out my sinuses.
