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Old 09-14-2011, 11:06 AM   #21
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Just constantly drop things around the office and force him to bend down and pick it all up.

With all the CP and sexual harrassment it'll be hard to get all that work done. You might have to hire two assistants.

Although, in that context one of the assistants would just be a CP posting prostitute and the other one would have to do all the work. Its a strange mix.
Do you know that this is how things work in Russia these days? You have two assistants - the admin assistant who actually does the work, and the assistant who sucks your ...
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:16 AM   #22
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So...Sliver will find out why they call you "The Impaler"?
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:17 AM   #23
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At $120K/year he better be the Impaled.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:20 AM   #24
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At $120K/year he better be the Impaled.
I said $120K and no sexual harassment. If you want to harass you have to pay a premium.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:27 AM   #25
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My own personal troll? Drury18, can you be here in 30 minutes?

You guys are about to find out what I really think of you.
Funny enough, I did this for a boss once. That guy had some serious issues with the Calgary Stampeders.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:51 AM   #26
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Well then Drury, you can add internet troll to your skills section on your resume. Nothing like first hand experience.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:45 PM   #27
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I haven't found that to be a high in demand skill.

I did at one time put "I can operate a coffee machine and restock a water cooler" on my resume which did end up in more calls then usual.
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:26 PM   #28
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Is it bad that I'm so fed up with morons in trades and construction that this looks promising?

Thinking about going back to university, in a couple years I think. If you want someone who has zero experiance but isn't a flake, will do what you ask, and learn whatever needs to be done, pm me. I'm serious.

Ill even thank your next 50 posts, that's a CP discount!
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:28 PM   #29
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Is it bad that I'm so fed up with morons in trades and construction that this looks promising?

Thinking about going back to university, in a couple years I think. If you want someone who has zero experiance but isn't a flake, will do what you ask, and learn whatever needs to be done, pm me. I'm serious.

Ill even thank your next 50 posts, that's a CP discount!
Whatever he asks?
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:28 PM   #30
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But do you wear cute office clothes MMF? Remember you still have to beat out Vlad and Sliver's strange fascination with him fixing his power cords.
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:59 PM   #31
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N-E-Thing.
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Old 09-15-2011, 09:02 AM   #32
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Late to the party. $4800.00 is about right if your paying between $32,000 and 48,000, depending on a percentage between 10% and 20%.

The standard industry rate is usually 20% of their first years salary for the good agencies, 15% for the cut rates.

Its zero likelyhood that you'll find a $1500.00 flat rate, and I don't know if I would trust someone with that kind of rate.

Benefits - They probably already have vetted candidates in their system
- You usually get a 90 day guarantee on the Canadidate which in itself is a good thing to have as long as you read the find print on the agreement in terms of reasons for termination
- you will only see the top 3 to 5 candidates, which will save a lot of time
- A staffing agency is going to be a lot more complete in terms of testing skills knowledge and behavior, combined with reference and back grounding.
- If you deal with a good agency you will more then likely get a really good to star candidate.

Draw backs
- They will try to cram someone in as quickly as possible and pray that they stay past 90 days
- If your a pain in the butt to deal with they'll rotate their rejected candidates to you for interviews
- If the first one doesn't work out, there can be a fight over the guarantee.

My suggestion might be to try a temp to perm solution, use one of their temps which you will pay a premium on the hourly rate, but you will have a better chance to evaluate skill sets and fit without the sloppiness of dealing with a perm. If the person works out you can probably negotiate a lower perm rate if you want to transition that person into a permanent employee role.
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