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Old 09-07-2011, 04:24 PM   #21
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I'd be saying hail mary's all night for a chance with her...
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Old 09-07-2011, 04:33 PM   #22
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^^^^^
Well played sir...I would really settle for any sex with her, I wouldn't be picky.
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Old 09-07-2011, 05:14 PM   #23
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I'd put some yardage in her backfield...
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Old 09-07-2011, 05:14 PM   #24
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I dunno. You hit that, and in some weird connected way, you'd be hittin' Doug Flutie.
Can't you say that about any girl with a dad?
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Old 09-07-2011, 05:17 PM   #25
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I would like to score a touch... down her tight end
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Old 09-07-2011, 05:30 PM   #26
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I want to have anal sex with her
At least with you she wouldn't need to be a wide receiver.
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Old 09-07-2011, 05:55 PM   #27
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I want to have anal sex with her
I don't think she'd want anything to do with your backdoor.
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Old 09-07-2011, 07:14 PM   #28
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Think I am going to have to watch the Patriots play more often now. Hehe.
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Old 09-07-2011, 07:23 PM   #29
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Good for her. Good looking girl and certainly to make any NFL cheerleading team you have to have commitment to the job.

Plus, as her brother has autism, anything that may draw attention to the family and from that, the Flutie Foundation, is a positive.
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