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Old 08-11-2011, 09:34 AM   #21
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Isn't there only 1 female character in starwars? Other than the broad with one line "Many Botherns died..."

You here for the gangbang?
Looks like they made the stormtroopers female.
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Old 08-11-2011, 09:34 AM   #22
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Clearly the Star Wars universe was pretty much a sausage fest.

I bet that after the Rebel's freed the Ewoks from the Empire, the first thing that most of those troops thought was, damnit there are no chicks in the universe and those Ewoks have soft fur.
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Why not just call it Star Whores: XXX?
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Old 08-11-2011, 10:37 AM   #24
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I think there was a porn done back in the 80's called sex wars. Of course I've never seen it.
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A friend told me there are lots of these parody movies now. X-Files, Gilligan's Island, Star Trek, even Seinfeld.
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SNL did a porn spoof parody of X-files a few years ago where Gillian Anderson was collecting sperm samples from the ceiling of a motel 6 room.
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Old 08-11-2011, 10:47 AM   #27
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A friend told me there are lots of these parody movies now. X-Files, Gilligan's Island, Star Trek, even Seinfeld.
My "Friend" told me the same thing...

There's also one for:

Friends
Scrubs
The Office
30 Rock
Batman (the Adam West tv show)
Who's the Boss
WKRP in Cincinnati
The Big Bang Theory (hah)
House
The Big Lebowski
The Brady Bunch ...
Cheers
Entourage
LA (p)ink
That 70s Show

and of course

The (Se)X-Files



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SNL did a porn spoof parody of X-files a few years ago where Gillian Anderson was collecting sperm samples from the ceiling of a motel 6 room.
This one? Must be another one.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97txfiles.phtml

Deep Voice: It's me, Deep Throat.

Mulder: [ opens door ] At last, the man I've been waiting to meet.

Janet Reno: [ enters ] Man? [ removes coat ] Take another look at this body.

Mulder: Janet Reno?

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I can only assume that Han shoots first in this version.
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these aren't the broads you're looking for
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Old 08-11-2011, 11:08 AM   #31
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I saw the Star Trek one years ago. Priceless.

Spunk
Jackoff
Screw-you
Lt. You-whora
Boners

I can't remember Kirk's name ...but his impersonation was hilarious. Needless to say, he gets it on with a green chick.
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Bump. Splitsider has a new porn parody review up on their site for This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX: http://splitsider.com/2011/08/yes-th...rs-porn-parody

Ron Jeremy makes an appearance as the screaming librarian from the opening scene. Slimer gets a boner and wanks on everyone. Jeanine finds out just how "handy" Egon really is under the desk. Some of the scenes and dialog sound genuinely clever, actually.

The link doesn't show anything NSFW but you might not want to have descriptions of a porn scene up at work.
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:03 PM   #33
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The Seinfeld one was hilarious and the Elaine character was hot.
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For anyone interested in this sort of thing, Splitsider (a great site in its own right) has a recurring feature wherein they review a number of these porn parodies. Some of the parodies reviewed include: Two and a Half Men, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, The Office, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Anchorman and others.

You can find some of the reviews here: http://splitsider.com/tag/porn

Fair warning: while the scenes and pics they show are censored, these are reviews of actual pornos. NSFW people.
I've just spent the past half hour watching some of those previews & reading them, so hilarious. I gotta watch that Seinfeld one, gold Jerry gold! The fact it even has a laughtrack is priceless.
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I've just spent the past half hour watching some of those previews & reading them, so hilarious. I gotta watch that Seinfeld one, gold Jerry gold! The fact it even has a laughtrack is priceless.
is that Seinfeld one from the 90's? i remember watching one called Heinfeld back in high school that was quite well done, the Kramer character was dead on
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