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Old 07-09-2011, 03:33 PM   #21
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Damn that sounds awesome.

Bachelor parties these days are golfing? Come on guys.
Golfing is essential, you sit outside, drink in a golf cart while driving like a lunatic, there's betting, cigars, and then you have the steak dinner BBQ and then the whole debauchery thing.
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Old 07-09-2011, 04:29 PM   #22
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Damn that sounds awesome.

Bachelor parties these days are golfing? Come on guys.
It was ridiculous, and awesome, but it made me a few enemies, as I was one of the organizers of it. There was a lot of blame being thrown around after some pictures started getting emailed around.

Personally, I prefer the more tame male bonding style of bachelor parties nowadays. Things are never the same after you've pig roasted a stripper with a buddy. That's a type of male bonding that makes things weird going forward.
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Old 07-09-2011, 04:34 PM   #23
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derp derp derp ALPHA MALE derp derp derp
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Old 07-09-2011, 04:39 PM   #24
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derp derp derp ALPHA MALE derp derp derp
Oh god no. Not my style anymore....

Maybe 10 or 15 years ago that was accurate, but now I cannot stomach that type of stuff. I haven't set foot in a nightclub or strip club since I was 30. And I drink wine now..lol. I totally pussed out in my 30's.
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I meant the other recent replies, sorry for the ambiguity
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Old 07-09-2011, 06:06 PM   #26
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ok....so....im not sure what your guy's definition of skeet shooting is, but this is the definition i know:

NSFW?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...skeet+shooting


*cough* after further review on the interwebs, perhaps i should have known the "other" term.
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Old 07-09-2011, 06:50 PM   #27
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Bachelor parties these days are golfing? Come on guys.
Part of it is about making sure there is an alibi. Dress the guy up in a bunny suit and take him to the paintball range so that the "funny stories" of the event that eventually make it back to the wives are of him ducking for cover; and not how he got the entire price list for doing shots off various body parts.
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Old 07-09-2011, 06:51 PM   #28
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ok....so....im not sure what your guy's definition of skeet shooting is, but this is the definition i know:

NSFW?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...skeet+shooting


*cough* after further review on the interwebs, perhaps i should have known the "other" term.

I was in a totally similar situation the other day. Someone said they were reading a book about Abe Lincoln and I was like "a whole book about doing an Abe Lincoln?!? WTF?"

Apparently he was a real guy and stuff. Tragic death though.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=abe+lincoln
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:04 PM   #29
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I attended the epic bachelor parties of all bachelor parties about 10 years ago, and 3 guys ended up in divorce court because of it. It was a stripper/hooker/blow/plow fest, and there were about a dozen of them, and about 50 guys there. This was right at the start of the whole social networking/everyone carrying a digital camera thing, and the guys weren't so smart about what was going on.

I think now, these things are a lot tamer for that exact reason. You cannot have a real bachelor party anymore, not unless you confiscate all cell phones and cameras at the door.
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:07 PM   #30
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Things are never the same after you've pig roasted a stripper with a buddy.
Anyone else think of this when you read Pylon's post?

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Old 07-09-2011, 07:20 PM   #31
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http://www.kartworldcalgary.com/

We rented the track there for an hour. It was great.
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I think it was the Calgary firearms club
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:55 PM   #33
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I haven't heard of Pig Roasting someone (I get what it is though), I call it "Going to the Eiffel Tower".
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I haven't heard of Pig Roasting someone (I get what it is though), I call it "Going to the Eiffel Tower".
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