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Old 07-05-2011, 11:01 PM   #21
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Buy a store dummy and dress it up in your clothing. Then put the dummy in your car, fill the backseat with kerosine bottles. Make sure that you wear the same clothe as the dummy. Drive around chatting on your cellphone until you reach a cliff. Then engage the cruise control, toss a hand grenade in the back seat and dive out of your car hoping that you remembered to buy a parachute.

As you gently float to the ground pull out your phoney ID that you bought from Rusty Griswald the other day and start your new life.

Because you were last seen chatting on your cellphone your family should file a $150 million dollar class action suit for wrongful death. Of course your family will agree to drop the law suit in exchange for a contract termination.

Of course you are now contract free and have assumed your new name Juan Valdiaz mexico city cab driver.
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And then when they continue to refuse, have your wife scream "Oh my god he's got a gun".

Then you yell out "You've screwed us all you son of a b%tch" Then fire a cap gun twice in the air and hang up the phone.

Now this is the crucial part, you've only got a few minutes.

Take some of the left over grenades from your first death faking and put them in a bath tub that you've filled with gasoline, take the male and female corpses that you stole from the grave yard earlier in the day and douse them with gas and leave them in the living room with the male dummy clutching a gun.

Then flee into the night as your house explodes.

Contract broken.
You just gave Michael Bay an idea for his next movie, but he's removing the fake deaths, adding more explosions and instead of trying to get out of a contract the main character will be trying to come up with the most awkward gay joke ever.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:13 AM   #22
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I have never tried this so I can't vouch for it's validity, but I read somewhere on the interwebs that if the provider changes anything they have to send you a letter informing you of the changes. This is a change to the contract and you can reject the changes and get out of the contract. But like I said I have only read about it, never tried it nor do I know anyone that has...but it seems reasonably plausible.

The person who wrote also said that they'll try to say you can't get out but to stick to your guns cause they are in essence breaking the original contract.
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:29 AM   #23
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I agreed to $X per month for 3 years and Robbers said it's only $X for 6 months after I took up the contract. It's a I said Robbers said situation but I'm sure I heard it right. Because it was only $X for 6 months, I would for sure have asked how much after 6 months. There's just no way I couldn't have mis-interpreted the offer over the phone. This is probably the 3rd or 4th contract I had with Robbers and it's always $X per month for the length of the contract.

Also, with this new contract, Robbers suddenly charged me for call forwarding. I called and the first guy said Robbers ALWAYS charges for call forwarding. How do they explain that I have been with them for 10 years and I have never had to pay for call forwarding until now?

I took it upstairs and some manager corrected the mistake and I got call forwarding free now.

It's only a $5 discount that's in question but I'm leaving Robbers after this fiasco after being with them for 10 years.
Just out of curiousity, are you Rick Bell?

I'm just saying it is hard for some in this thread to take a person seriously when they resort to constant Bellesque name calling. Also a lot harder for somebody in a similar situation to find the thread without the name of the company.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:31 AM   #24
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Just out of curiousity, are you Rick Bell?

I'm just saying it is hard for some in this thread to take a person seriously when they resort to constant Bellesque name calling. Also a lot harder for somebody in a similar situation to find the thread without the name of the company.
Of course he's not Rick Bell. Rick Bell is busy covering the shenanigans at Silly Hall.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:52 AM   #25
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Also a lot harder for somebody in a similar situation to find the thread without the name of the company.
The name of the company is not important, any big company will have their shares of disgruntle customers for whatever reason. If you ask me two years ago, I would say Rogers was the best cell phone company in Canada and I've stayed with them for 10 years but now they are Robbers to me based on this experience.
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