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Old 06-20-2011, 10:44 PM   #21
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:18 PM   #22
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What the hell, girls didn't have bodies like that in high school when I was that age.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:25 PM   #23
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If she looks that old at 16 i hate think what she will look like at 30.


One question i have... if they are married and she is 16... means she must have been 14-15 when they met... NASTY!
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:27 PM   #24
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It looks like she's older than him. She must have had a rough childhood.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:33 PM   #25
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:40 PM   #26
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This has hoax written all over it. No way is she 16.

And her song makes "Friday" seem like it oozes with talent.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:51 PM   #27
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If she's actually 16 she's going to look real rough in a few years (well, rougher). I'm not buying it, though.
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Old 06-21-2011, 02:41 AM   #28
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This might be the worst "song" I've ever heard. You've been warned.
"Aspiring country singer"...

That's country?

(Because nitpicking about music genres is obviously more interesting.)

And yeah, if that girl would try to hit on me in and claim she's actually 16, I'd laugh at her face.
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:17 AM   #29
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Meh, I'd hit it.
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:18 AM   #30
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My guess is that she's in her twenties, and the only times she opens her mouth is to make crappy music or accept ****.



Edit: Viewed part of the video (feeling much better now) and have decided that she may be 16 after all. As such, I'd like to clarify that the word **** is actually f.o.o.d.
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I dont know how you would fake something like this, but she sure doesnt look like she is 16. And now we all know who she is, so it seems like their plan may have worked
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But the aspiring singer's mother sees nothing wrong with this union, giving it her full blessing in a statement released soon after news of the couple's May 20th wedding went public this week:

"We are totally supportive of this marriage," said Krista Stodden, who had to sign off to make it legal. "Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

Mrs. Stodden also wants to set the record straight about her daughter's body, adding: "She has real breasts, real lips, she's not plastic."


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Mom seems involved...
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Is he older than her parents?
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Man every parent believes that their kid is a virgin until they move out.
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WTF thats 16?!!
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Meh. As a middle-aged man, all I can say is... congratulations. She won't age well, but I can't see this marriage lasting more than a year or two.
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So that's what country music sounds like these days...
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Is that even legal? I assume she would need her parent's consent.
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Is that even legal? I assume she would need her parent's consent.

"We are totally supportive of this marriage," said Krista Stodden, who had to sign off to make it legal.
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