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Old 08-19-2004, 10:25 AM   #21
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^ YKK has a zipper monopoly! Look at everything you own, and I bet 90% of your zippers are YKK
I will now go around my office checking people's zippers..
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:26 AM   #22
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Here's a good one..........

A giraffe can runner faster then a horse and can last longer without water then a camel
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Celery has negative calories - it takes more calories to eat and digest it than are in a piece.


There's my million dollar idea! The celery diet. Patent Pending
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No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times

Due to precipitation, for a few weeks K2 is bigger than Mt Everest

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

German chemists have made a replica of the football World Cup trophy that is the size of one molecule. That is less than 100-millionth the size of the original. They were bored.

Discuss.

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Old 08-19-2004, 10:34 AM   #25
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Originally posted by kermitology+Aug 19 2004, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kermitology @ Aug 19 2004, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hulkrogan@Aug 19 2004, 10:23 AM
^ YKK has a zipper monopoly! Look at everything you own, and I bet 90% of your zippers are YKK
I will now go around my office checking people's zippers.. [/b][/quote]
I hope your a nurse... or a womens hockey coach...
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:37 AM   #26
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:38 AM   #27
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
Forget that, you can't do 4!
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that Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
What happened to her other 4 toes?
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that Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
What happened to her other 4 toes? [/b][/quote]
6 toes on one foot.

Both would be pretty freaky though :unsure:
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Hmm i think this is the most successful thread i started since....any how...

An English evangelist was arrested for preaching from a motorized paraglider. "I thought that maybe if they heard this voice booming out from the sky, they would think it was God," he explained.

Those crazy brits (second time today i've said that)
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:03 PM   #31
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
Forget that, you can't do 4! [/b][/quote]
Maybe Im stupid, but why not?
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:11 PM   #32
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
And maybe I just have a dirty mind, but ewwww.
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One quarter of all living species, all kingdoms included (animals, plants, bacteria, fungi, etc.), are Coleopteran insects... in other words, beetles.
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute.# No beverages or lubricants or any kind.# Just soda crackers and a watch.

Forget that, you can't do 4!
Maybe Im stupid, but why not? [/b][/quote]
Just try it out. Hard to explain. It gets a little dry.
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:36 PM   #35
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Originally posted by kermitology+Aug 19 2004, 12:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kermitology @ Aug 19 2004, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CrzyCanuck@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
Forget that, you can't do 4! [/b][/quote]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure I can easily beat that.

For 3 days I was living off soup/soda crackers while at Sait because it was too damn cold outside to walk and get groceries.
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Did you know...

That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
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Old 08-19-2004, 02:33 PM   #37
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.

Forget that, you can't do 4!
I don't know, I'm pretty sure I can easily beat that.

For 3 days I was living off soup/soda crackers while at Sait because it was too damn cold outside to walk and get groceries. [/b][/quote]
No way man.. I've tried numerous times at the Dome during breaks.. it usually ends up with cracker dust all over the table as you laugh realizing what a moran you are trying to eat these crackers with a dry mouth!
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Did you know...

That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot?
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Did you know...

That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot? [/b][/quote]
or that 90% of people can make them up?

Also you are destroying my thread! my awesome thread!

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Did you know...

That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot? [/b][/quote]
I knew this was coming. The only question was who would post it.
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