08-19-2004, 10:25 AM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally posted by hulkrogan@Aug 19 2004, 10:23 AM
^ YKK has a zipper monopoly! Look at everything you own, and I bet 90% of your zippers are YKK
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I will now go around my office checking people's zippers..
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08-19-2004, 10:26 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
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Here's a good one..........
A giraffe can runner faster then a horse and can last longer without water then a camel
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08-19-2004, 10:28 AM
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#23
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broke the first rule
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Celery has negative calories - it takes more calories to eat and digest it than are in a piece.
There's my million dollar idea! The celery diet. Patent Pending
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08-19-2004, 10:30 AM
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#24
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times
Due to precipitation, for a few weeks K2 is bigger than Mt Everest
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
German chemists have made a replica of the football World Cup trophy that is the size of one molecule. That is less than 100-millionth the size of the original. They were bored.
Discuss.
*waiting patiently for Fotze's comments on Al Qaeda's future plans with Donkeys, and bored scientists who may or may not be members of CP*
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08-19-2004, 10:34 AM
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally posted by kermitology+Aug 19 2004, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kermitology @ Aug 19 2004, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hulkrogan@Aug 19 2004, 10:23 AM
^ YKK has a zipper monopoly! Look at everything you own, and I bet 90% of your zippers are YKK
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I will now go around my office checking people's zippers.. [/b][/quote]
I hope your a nurse... or a womens hockey coach...
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08-19-2004, 10:37 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Edmonton
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I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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08-19-2004, 10:38 AM
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#27
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrzyCanuck@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Forget that, you can't do 4!
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08-19-2004, 12:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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Quote:
Originally posted by monty_@Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM
that Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
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What happened to her other 4 toes?
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08-19-2004, 12:09 PM
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#29
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broke the first rule
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cube Inmate+Aug 19 2004, 12:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cube Inmate @ Aug 19 2004, 12:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-monty_@Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM
that Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
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What happened to her other 4 toes?  [/b][/quote]
6 toes on one foot.
Both would be pretty freaky though :unsure:
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08-19-2004, 12:57 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Ottawa, From Calgary
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Hmm i think this is the most successful thread i started since....any how...
An English evangelist was arrested for preaching from a motorized paraglider. "I thought that maybe if they heard this voice booming out from the sky, they would think it was God," he explained.
Those crazy brits (second time today i've said that)
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08-19-2004, 01:03 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally posted by kermitology+Aug 19 2004, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kermitology @ Aug 19 2004, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CrzyCanuck@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Forget that, you can't do 4! [/b][/quote]
Maybe Im stupid, but why not?
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08-19-2004, 01:11 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrzyCanuck@Aug 19 2004, 04:37 PM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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And maybe I just have a dirty mind, but ewwww.
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08-19-2004, 01:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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One quarter of all living species, all kingdoms included (animals, plants, bacteria, fungi, etc.), are Coleopteran insects... in other words, beetles.
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08-19-2004, 01:34 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crazy Flamer+Aug 19 2004, 01:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Crazy Flamer @ Aug 19 2004, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:
Originally posted by kermitology@Aug 19 2004, 04:38 PM
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@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute.# No beverages or lubricants or any kind.# Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Forget that, you can't do 4!
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Maybe Im stupid, but why not? [/b][/quote]
Just try it out. Hard to explain. It gets a little dry.
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08-19-2004, 01:36 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally posted by kermitology+Aug 19 2004, 12:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kermitology @ Aug 19 2004, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CrzyCanuck@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Forget that, you can't do 4! [/b][/quote]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure I can easily beat that.
For 3 days I was living off soup/soda crackers while at Sait because it was too damn cold outside to walk and get groceries.
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08-19-2004, 02:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Did you know...
That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
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08-19-2004, 02:33 PM
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#37
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally posted by BlackArcher101+Aug 19 2004, 01:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BlackArcher101 @ Aug 19 2004, 01:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:
Originally posted by kermitology@Aug 19 2004, 12:38 PM
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@Aug 19 2004, 10:37 AM
I bet no one can eat 7 soda crackers in less then a minute. No beverages or lubricants or any kind. Just soda crackers and a watch.
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Forget that, you can't do 4!
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I don't know, I'm pretty sure I can easily beat that.
For 3 days I was living off soup/soda crackers while at Sait because it was too damn cold outside to walk and get groceries. [/b][/quote]
No way man.. I've tried numerous times at the Dome during breaks.. it usually ends up with cracker dust all over the table as you laugh realizing what a moran you are trying to eat these crackers with a dry mouth!
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08-19-2004, 02:46 PM
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#38
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally posted by RougeUnderoos@Aug 19 2004, 02:31 PM
Did you know...
That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
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Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot?
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08-19-2004, 02:49 PM
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#39
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Ottawa, From Calgary
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Quote:
Originally posted by hulkrogan+Aug 19 2004, 02:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hulkrogan @ Aug 19 2004, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RougeUnderoos@Aug 19 2004, 02:31 PM
Did you know...
That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
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Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot? [/b][/quote]
or that 90% of people can make them up?
Also you are destroying my thread! my awesome thread!
*sob*
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08-19-2004, 03:21 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Quote:
Originally posted by hulkrogan+Aug 19 2004, 08:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hulkrogan @ Aug 19 2004, 08:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RougeUnderoos@Aug 19 2004, 02:31 PM
Did you know...
That in our great country (Canada), 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population?
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Did you know that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot? [/b][/quote]
I knew this was coming. The only question was who would post it.
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