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Old 05-17-2011, 03:59 PM   #21
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As you may have heard Schwarzenegger split with Maria last week but it has come out now that he fathered a child with a staffer/maid 10 years ago and hid it from Maria until he retired as governor.

Not too bright!

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Who has sex with hired help without a condom? That's the dumb part.

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Old 05-17-2011, 07:34 PM   #22
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I give the mother/him credit for not getting an abortion.
Why on earth would you abort your retirement plan?
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:35 PM   #23
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Who has sex with hired help without a condom? That's the dumb part.

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Maybe he had a VAHSECTEMY.
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I demand to know what she looks like !

She worked there 20 years
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:09 PM   #25
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She knew 10 years ago!

Maria: "The maid looks pregnant"

Arnold: "Well, It's not a Tumor"
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She knew 10 years ago!

Maria: "The maid looks pregnant"

Arnold: "Well, It's not a Tumor"
Arnold: "Maria, about my infidelities... It's not a rumor."
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:32 PM   #27
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Thread title could be: "Arnold... you da man" and it'd be the same thread.

He's just following his genetic instincts to spread his genetic material with as many numbers and variety of offspring as possible.

Schwarzenegger meets the one enemy he cannot just defeat. His libido and 100,000,000 years of evolution

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Old 05-17-2011, 08:42 PM   #28
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I wonder if his mighty heart is breaking and that he's waiting outside in the humvee...
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:45 PM   #29
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I wonder if his mighty heart is breaking and that he's waiting outside in the humvee...
When he left his wife: "Hasta la vista baby"
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:04 PM   #30
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm



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Maybe Maria can do the switcheroo, just like Shania.
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:36 PM   #32
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OMG Arnold YOU IDIOT!!!



According to website TMZ she told friends they would have unprotected sex during the day at Schwarzenegger's house.
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The moral of the story is, it doesn't matter if you're the head of an international bank, or an international movie star, if you screw the maid, the crap will hit the fan.

I don't buy for one second Maria didn't know.
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:22 PM   #34
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Maybe it's actually Danny DeVito's kid? I mean, 50-50 chance, right?
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OMG Arnold YOU IDIOT!!!



According to website TMZ she told friends they would have unprotected sex during the day at Schwarzenegger's house.
c'mon....everyone knows photos on the internet add 50? pounds. She's probably a stunner in real life.......
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:41 PM   #36
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Wow. Somebody finally topped Bill Clinton's horrible choice.
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Wow...

What a gargoyle.....
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:52 AM   #39
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Wow...

What a gargoyle.....
. . . . she's just a pawn in a Gargoyle conspiracy to take over the world through Terminator sperm.

Wake up Sheeple!!!

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According to website TMZ she told friends they would have unprotected sex during the day at Schwarzenegger's house.
I'm not buying it, Arnie could be tapping some quality poontang, did that gargoyle even have a kid 10 years ago ?
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