05-17-2011, 02:41 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by IliketoPuck
Wasn't sure if we would see a comment from Fotze first, or one about his mom.
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I don't see how he can, Fotze's momma never has time to crank one out, especially when the US Navies 6th fleet is in town.
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05-17-2011, 03:04 PM
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#22
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
^ The best way I can describe the women there is "disappointing". They didn't live up to the hype at all. Girls are better looking here.
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Try Argentina. Muy caliente.
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05-17-2011, 03:07 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Moving to Brazil...
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05-17-2011, 04:43 PM
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#24
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Moving to Brazil...
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maybe you should see the picture of her again before you do that.
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05-17-2011, 04:45 PM
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#25
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Lifetime Suspension
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Must just leave a snail trail every time she sits down
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05-17-2011, 04:47 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Chief
Receptionist: Ana your 2 o'clock is here.
Ana: Gimme a second, aaahhhhhh. Ok ready.
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Receptionist: Can I get you a coffee?
Client: I'll have what Ana's having.
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05-17-2011, 04:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
Holy crap. When she quits, they are going to have to burn her office chair.
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Or sell it on ebay. If 'used' panties are a hot item in Japan, what do you think the chair would fetch?
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05-17-2011, 04:50 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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She must be pretty ruff down there grinding out 18 orgasms a day.
Just saying.
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05-17-2011, 04:51 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
She must be pretty ruff down there grinding out 18 orgasms a day.
Just saying.
Cowperson
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Lots of chapstick should do the trick.
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05-17-2011, 05:16 PM
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Franchise Player
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She seems pretty uptight...
maybe she needs to get laid......
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05-17-2011, 05:37 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: A place for Mom
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If you need to do it that many times a day maybe your doing it wrong.
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05-17-2011, 05:58 PM
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Norm!
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Or doing it amazingly right.
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05-17-2011, 06:01 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Or doing it amazingly right.
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With that much practice she better be doing it amazingly right...
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05-17-2011, 06:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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I thought accountants counted the beans....not flicked 'em.
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05-17-2011, 06:12 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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OR "Thank you, Ana, but I think that bean has been counted enough for today".
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05-17-2011, 06:13 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
maybe you should see the picture of her again before you do that.
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Maybe he just wants to rub one out every 15 minutes at work without having to sneak into the janitors closet.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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05-17-2011, 06:19 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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I learnt a new word today: decolletage.
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05-18-2011, 12:01 AM
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#38
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First Line Centre
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Wait...so 47 times a day is considered a condition now? I wonder if WCB will cover this...
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05-18-2011, 12:07 AM
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#39
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yasa
Wait...so 47 times a day is considered a condition now? I wonder if WCB will cover this...
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Only if the condition developed as a result of your work.
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05-18-2011, 12:24 AM
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#40
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
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I dunno, something about her rubs me the right way.
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