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Old 05-14-2011, 09:33 PM   #21
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NOT a fact.

Someone who has obviously never been smooth enough to convince them to use the backdoor.

Edit- Also, always wear a condom. Don't stop until the 6 month mark of any relationship.
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:42 PM   #22
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Isn't it called STI now?
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:59 PM   #23
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:06 PM   #24
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Isn't it called STI now?
Yea, but many people still prefer the WRX just for the value
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yea, but many people still prefer the wrx just for the value
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:30 PM   #26
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24 posts and no one has pointed out it's spelled prevalence? CP grammar Nazis you're letting me down.
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:30 PM   #27
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NOT a fact.
I suggest you read the white text in my post for clarification.
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:55 PM   #28
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What if you shotgun a Dr. Pepper right after? I heard that one on Jim Rome, so it must be true.

Also, use condoms.
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:57 PM   #29
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I can't believe in a thread like this, I have no smart ass comment. I hate myself today.
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Old 05-15-2011, 12:10 AM   #30
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Yea, but many people still prefer the WRX just for the value
The reclassification of sexual diseases ruined that car for me... How can anyone brag about the new sti they just picked up knowing what it means now?
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Old 05-15-2011, 01:32 PM   #31
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I think a lot of the time, alcohol is a factor. When you're drinking, you tend to throw caution to the wind. And let's be honest here... condom sex is crappy sex. I can't speak for women, but for guys, it really takes away from it. Might as well masturbate. Especially if you already have kinky appetites, the last thing you want is to diminish the sensation.
So you're so drunk that you can't remember to put a condom on, yet still capable of feeling the difference between condom and non-condom sex?

That must be some kinda magic whisky you have there.
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Old 05-15-2011, 01:40 PM   #32
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This thread is complete public health disaster.

Always use condoms unless you are in a stable, monogamous relationship in which both partners have been tested at the 3 month mark of the relationship.

Condoms provide good protection against HIV, but only partial protection against the bacterial infections, which can be transmitted skin to skin, and provide almost no protection against herpes and HPV.

Chances are, you are totally safe if you wrapped it up during a random encounter. If you're afraid of something, go after 6 weeks, if you can't wait (which is sort of the bottom line for HIV testing). Otherwise, just wait for the 3 month mark and get tested for total peace of mind. This stuff is pretty serious, even though the risks are low, people do get infected with HIV and the other STIs.
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So you're so drunk that you can't remember to put a condom on, yet still capable of feeling the difference between condom and non-condom sex?

That must be some kinda magic whisky you have there.
It's not a matter of remembering. It's a matter of being able to make sound decisions once impaired. I can't be the only one that worries a little less about STDs after a few drinks.

And yeah, of course you can still tell the difference even after a few drinks.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:16 PM   #34
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The reclassification of sexual diseases ruined that car for me... How can anyone brag about the new sti they just picked up knowing what it means now?

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Stick it in her ass. That way she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD (fact).
Never go ass to mouth.
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Wear a condom to avoid the worst STD of all: Parental responsibility.
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This thread is complete public health disaster.

Always use condoms unless you are in a stable, monogamous relationship in which both partners have been tested at the 3 month mark of the relationship.

Condoms provide good protection against HIV, but only partial protection against the bacterial infections, which can be transmitted skin to skin, and provide almost no protection against herpes and HPV.

Chances are, you are totally safe if you wrapped it up during a random encounter. If you're afraid of something, go after 6 weeks, if you can't wait (which is sort of the bottom line for HIV testing). Otherwise, just wait for the 3 month mark and get tested for total peace of mind. This stuff is pretty serious, even though the risks are low, people do get infected with HIV and the other STIs.
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Just ask them and be serious about it. I know you want to get laid and all but it's not worth getting HPV or herpes because you're lazy.
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