05-13-2011, 04:54 PM
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Jordan!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Didn't read anything in this thread but the title... cliffs? What are they made of? Sheepskin or what?
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05-13-2011, 04:56 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouw N Arrow
Didn't read anything in this thread but the title... cliffs? What are they made of? Sheepskin or what?
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- troutman used some form of animal intestine back in the day.
- someone posted about needing Trojan Magnums.
- everyone piled on.
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05-13-2011, 04:58 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Barthelona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
- troutman used some form of animal intestine back in the day.
- someone posted about needing Trojan Magnums.
- everyone piled on.
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That was poorly worded... 
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05-13-2011, 05:00 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mass_nerder
That was poorly worded... |
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05-13-2011, 05:10 PM
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Norm!
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Sooo . . . can you turn it inside out and use both sides?
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05-13-2011, 05:11 PM
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#26
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Sooo . . . can you turn it inside out and use both sides?
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I don't know, can you?
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05-13-2011, 05:51 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouw N Arrow
Didn't read anything in this thread but the title... cliffs? What are they made of? Sheepskin or what?
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http://www.condomdepot.com/product/d...d/183/pid/2105
I have tried the sheepskin, not a fan.
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05-13-2011, 05:56 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squiggs96
Have you tried garbage bags?
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Wouldn't that suffocate the poor cow?
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05-13-2011, 05:59 PM
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#29
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Lifetime Suspension
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avanti's are where it's at
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05-13-2011, 06:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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If you're really worried about your swimmers finding her amusement park, just use two or even three condoms. Math never lies.
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05-13-2011, 09:44 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
If you're really worried about your swimmers finding her amusement park, just use two or even three condoms. Math never lies.
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One condom is unpleasant as is... The only reason to double or triple bag it is if you really want to know what it feels like to have your wang choked. And not the good kind of choked, either. Like, asphyxiated choked.
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05-13-2011, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by dissentowner
That wasn't very nice.  |
Come on, dude. Someone on an internet sports forum brags about needing trojan magnums unsolicited? I'd believe a traveling salesman when he tells me his magic tonic will grant me eternal youth before I'd believe an internet message board poster's comment that he has a massive schlong.
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05-13-2011, 10:11 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814
Come on, dude. Someone on an internet sports forum brags about needing trojan magnums unsolicited? I'd believe a traveling salesman when he tells me his magic tonic will grant me eternal youth before I'd believe an internet message board poster's comment that he has a massive schlong.
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I bought some of that tonic... It didnt work.
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05-13-2011, 10:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
In my day, when I was courting, they were called "safes" and were made from animal intestines.
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In my day, when I was bangin' we called em "sheiks" and didn't have a clue what they were made of...
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05-13-2011, 11:15 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814
Come on, dude. Someone on an internet sports forum brags about needing trojan magnums unsolicited? I'd believe a traveling salesman when he tells me his magic tonic will grant me eternal youth before I'd believe an internet message board poster's comment that he has a massive schlong.
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I never said I had a massive schlong.  That was a different poster.
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05-13-2011, 11:19 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side. Anyone got any suggestions for something bigger?
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05-14-2011, 01:15 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side. Anyone got any suggestions for something bigger?
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Are you having sex with a donkey? Jeezus...
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05-14-2011, 01:23 AM
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#38
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side. Anyone got any suggestions for something bigger?
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Shower caps?
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05-14-2011, 02:19 AM
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#39
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side. Anyone got any suggestions for something bigger?
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[insert the "I know many friends who are gay" speech here] but I really wish I could delete the last few seconds of my imagination as I read this post.
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05-14-2011, 04:48 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side.
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Yeah but I bet you aren't anymore.
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