05-03-2011, 04:23 PM
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#21
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
I knew this asian chick in university was thought that every guy who would order oysters for her at dinner wanted to sleep with her. hahaha.
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It was probably true.
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05-03-2011, 04:24 PM
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#22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
I knew this asian chick in university was thought that every guy who would order oysters for her at dinner wanted to sleep with her. hahaha.
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Was she hot? If so, she is probably right...
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05-03-2011, 04:25 PM
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#23
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
Was she hot? If so, she is probably right...
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Was she even average? If so, she is probably right...
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05-03-2011, 04:25 PM
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#24
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Originally Posted by Pinner
It was probably true.
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hahaha. it was only the white guys who tried to do that.
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05-03-2011, 04:26 PM
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#25
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Asian girls are awesome for the confidence.
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05-03-2011, 04:26 PM
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#26
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
hahaha. it was only the white guys who tried to do that.
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Asian guys were too busy playing Starcraft to even try.
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05-03-2011, 04:27 PM
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I can tell already this thread is going to be full of win...has a female even posted in here yet?!
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05-03-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
Was she hot? If so, she is probably right...
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Yeah but she was a flake. The last time i saw her was at my wedding, but she wasn't invited..... I knew i should have hired security for it. hahaha
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05-03-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by puckluck
Asian girls are awesome for the confidence.
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Asian girls are great, until they fall in love, then they get so clingy it's unbearable.
Shouldn't have given her so many oysters really, my fault honestly.
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05-03-2011, 04:27 PM
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#30
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
hahaha. it was only the white guys who tried to do that.
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Asian guys buy her LV purses and takes her on trips he can barely afford. Then sleep in seperate rooms.
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05-03-2011, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jar_e
I can tell already this thread is going to be full of win...has a female even posted in here yet?!
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Nope. little do you guys know that girlysports is actually manlysports. suckas!
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05-03-2011, 04:28 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Originally Posted by jar_e
I can tell already this thread is going to be full of win...has a female even posted in here yet?!
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Isn't Puckluck female?
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05-03-2011, 04:29 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Asian guys were too busy playing Starcraft to even try.
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Haha True that! Starcraft ROCKS!!
Wait...
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05-03-2011, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
Nope. little do you guys know that girlysports is actually manlysports. suckas!
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How would we know, we didn't find him attractive enough to pursue. 
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05-03-2011, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by puckluck
Real men don't text, they use BBM so you can stalk them after they ignore your messages.
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Whoa, hold the phone here (pardon the pun), you can stalk on BBM?
Now that is a Blackberry advantage! I have an iphone so I guess no stalking for me 
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05-03-2011, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Asian guys were too busy playing Starcraft to even try.
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No we would learn to sing this song, even if we didn't know mandarin. hehe.
oh and hehe works wonders!
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05-03-2011, 04:35 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Me: Why are you ignoring me?
Her: I'm busy
Me: With What?
Her: desert?
Me: With who?
Her: Troutman.
Her: INterested?
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05-03-2011, 04:36 PM
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#38
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Dessert: getting lucky.
Oysters: already got lucky and is now pregnant.
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05-03-2011, 04:38 PM
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#39
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So the key to a girl's heart(and crotch) is an oyster flavored cheesecake?
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05-03-2011, 04:39 PM
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#40
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
So the key to a girl's heart(and crotch) is an oyster flavored cheesecake?
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That sounds more like a key to diarrhea
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