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Old 03-24-2011, 01:55 PM   #21
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Why is it that you never see the dong on these monster picks.

If I was going to fact it, I'd have bigfoot stomping around the forest with a 24 inch member.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:03 PM   #22
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Looks more like Tiny Tim with the tip-toe across the road..bigfoot is a big stinking pile of

Same category as ghosts,aliens(on earth) and god IMO.
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Why is it that you never see the dong on these monster picks.

If I was going to fact it, I'd have bigfoot stomping around the forest with a 24 inch member.
Or maybe this is why he is so shy.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:06 PM   #24
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The ultimate in big foot encounters

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chi...bye-harry.html
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This is Bigfoot (a shaved version).

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Hard to really tell much about this "creature"/"person" because of the video quality.

Likely a hoax.

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Yup, thats him.
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:17 PM   #28
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hehe...haha...hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA. My cell phone from when I was 15 took better video than that. Obvious hoax. Love the noises though.
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You know what they say about big feet.
............big shoes?
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The Patterson film still lives on as a video that is tough to prove fake. If you look closely at it, the bigfoot in the video has really massive melons.
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It could be someone affected by hypertrichosis and just wants to hideout.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...335660,00.html


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it could be someone affected by hypertrichosis and just wants to hideout.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...335660,00.html


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Old 03-25-2011, 01:41 AM   #34
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The Patterson film still lives on as a video that is tough to prove fake. If you look closely at it, the bigfoot in the video has really massive melons.
News came out by family that it was a fake on his death bed or his sons death bed. Can't remember which one...

Darn, it was on the news a few years ago but can a I find it? Nope...

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The speculation needs to be resolved. Somebody needs to just genetically engineer a bigfoot-like creature and release groups of them into the wild.
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Hard to really tell much about this "creature"/"person" because of the video quality.

Likely a hoax.
lol, likely?
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IIRC, the makers of that film eventually admitted the film was a hoax, but no one remembers that admission. Just like when people admitted making the crop circles, but other people keep going with the theory that aliens made them.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...28/ai_n6145280

After nearly forty years of secrecy, the truth behind the world-famous Roger Patterson Bigfoot film has been revealed. The man who actually wore the costume and played the role of Bigfoot in the film has been located and has made a full confession. Moreover, the husband and wife team who made and sold the Bigfoot costume that Patterson used to fake his movie have also confessed, and several other important eyewitnesses have come forth with corroborating evidence. In a new book, The Making of Bigfoot: The Inside Story (Prometheus Books, 2004), Seattle-based author Greg Long reveals details of the hoax, the result of a six-year investigation which also clandestinely involved author Kal Korff.
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The speculation needs to be resolved. Somebody needs to just genetically engineer a bigfoot-like creature and release groups of them into the wild.
Wouldn't you need to find a mosquito that had been recently preserved in amber within 8 hours of feasting on big foot scrot blood?

Or find a way to combine the DNA of a baboon and Fotze momma?
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Or find a way to combine the DNA of a baboon and Fotze momma?
But then you'd just get fotze.
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News came out by family that it was a fake on his death bed or his sons death bed. Can't remember which one...

Darn, it was on the news a few years ago but can a I find it? Nope...
There have been a lot of people coming forward with similar stories, all to presumably to make a buck. There are thousands of bad videos of ghosts, aliens, sea monsters and bigfoots, yet none are of the quality of the Patterson video.

Edit: Just to clear it up, I am not suggesting the video is real, it is just a really well done fake. I don't know of a single better fake other than the moon landing.

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