I got this call too yesterday. Had a bit of fun and a lol moment.
It was something-mumble-Dawson from Ohio, with a thick Indian accent. My MS support just ran out! I need to sign up with him!
Me: Oh. Where you phoning from?
Him: Ohio.
Me: What company?
Him: Ohio.
Me: Ohio is your company or a state?
Him: Ohio. The company is "PC Support For You"
Me: "PC Support For You" is the company? What's your phone number?
Him: I can't give you that.
Me: Why not?
Him: It's for existing customers only.
Me: Customers of what?
Him: Your MS support has run out. And we are getting alerts from your system about problems...
Me: Microsoft? You're with Microsoft?
Him: No, "PC Support for You" I told you the company is "PC Support for You"
Me: Ok, what does MS have to do with this?
Him: We're affiliated with them, but are not them.
Me: Oh, I see. What's your phone number?
Him: I can't give you that.
Me: Why not? It's just your phone number!
Him: It's for existing customers only
Me: I must be an existing customer, because you know my MS support ran out. So gimme the number?
Him: Only if you intend on purchasing support.
Me: Ok, I intend on purchasing support. Now, what's the number?
Him: I can't give you that. I told you that many times!

Me: You wanted my intent, I gave you that, now give me the phone number?
Him: No, only if you sign up.
Me: Oh.

Well, what's your webpage then?
Him: Sir, you are annoying me now, so I am hanging... <no more sound>
He called me sir!
And I didn't get to the part where I don't run Windows on my systems.
ers