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Old 03-15-2011, 09:56 AM   #21
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:06 AM   #22
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The Clown from Spawn - Crazy
The Crow
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:10 AM   #23
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1: Genghis Khan - Founded and ruled the largest empire ever seen in the history of
the earth.

2: Lieutenant-General Sir Julian Byng - Sharp strategist and meticulous planner who lead the Canadian and British forces to victory at the heavily contested Vimy Ridge.

3: Google - We're gonna need funding and technical know how. Due to a massive and effective pre-strike add campaign, everyone will think we're coming to offer internet and cellular apps. Or they will all be sitting at home watching the latest youtube video. gwa hahaha

4: Field Marshall Erwin Rommel - Experienced, capable field commander and tactician. Not affraid to take risks or put his soldiers in harms way in order to achieve results. Turned down promotion to remain in the fight. Crazy, smart, big balls.

5: Hattori Hanzo - The most notorious and feared shinobi of his time. Also served as personal bodyguard to the Shogun Tokugawa. For when you need to create dissention among enemy ranks, sabotage the enemy, or assasinate an important figure. Plus every evil plan needs a ninja.
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:49 AM   #25
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The question is, would most of you be willing to execute members of your legion of doom to inspire loyalty, because some of you have picked people that are going to certainly betray you.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:12 PM   #26
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The question is, would most of you be willing to execute members of your legion of doom to inspire loyalty, because some of you have picked people that are going to certainly betray you.
Absolutely!
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:32 PM   #27
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See, thats what I like about you dissentowner, you're so deliciously evil.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:52 PM   #29
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I would open up by shooting Skeletor in the head. He wouldn't die, cause he is just a skeleton, but it would send a message to the rest.

Don't #### with me.
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Old 03-15-2011, 02:24 PM   #31
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Old 03-15-2011, 02:50 PM   #32
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Dick Cheney
Matt Cooke
That should be okay

Both do like to target the head.
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:22 PM   #33
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Dick Cheney is proficent with Bows and Crossbows
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:59 PM   #34
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The question is, would most of you be willing to execute members of your legion of doom to inspire loyalty, because some of you have picked people that are going to certainly betray you.
Yes. If you're going to start a legion of doom bent on world domination you must have this in your back pocket at all times. It should probably be the punishment for failure in an evil organization anyway.

And no to Dick Cheney. He would shoot you in the back and blame it on a hunting accident.
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Old 03-15-2011, 05:38 PM   #35
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Mine would be:


Megatron. He'd be leading the armies. Any legion of doom could probably use a fusion cannon capable of drawing power from a quantum singularity. Galvatron comes in a close second, but it would depend on whether it was movie Galvatron or cartoon Galvatron. The cartoon version was an insane fool, while the movie version was voiced by Leonard Nimoy and at least seemed to know what he was doing.


Tiamat from the D&D cartoon. We'd need someone or something who could dominate the skies, and what better than a 5 headed dragon who can breathe acid, fire, ice, poison, and lightning?


Mirror Universe Kirk would have no problems slaughtering tens of thousands. I believe in later episodes of Trek, he became Emperor Tiberius.


M. Bison would be in charge of creating the super soldiers via genetic engineering and harnessing the power of chi.


Lex Luthor would be in charge of financing our wars, and public relations.

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Old 03-15-2011, 05:43 PM   #36
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Mirror Kirk rose to be emperor because Mirror Spock was the power behind the throne. Plus he only rose through the ranks in Starfleet because of the Tantilus Field. He was nothing but an oafish brute.


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Old 03-15-2011, 07:05 PM   #37
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Remember that mirror Spock eventually betrayed Tiberius and tried to install (Gag) a democratic empire that recognized all members as equal, and abolishing slavery, and he was paid back by a Cardasian, Bajorian, Klingon Alliance that plunged the orderly Empire into a civil war.

Forget Mirror Spock, Kirk should have killed him first.
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Old 03-15-2011, 08:16 PM   #38
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- Mr. T.
- A Tyrannosaurus Rex
- One 6-tonne bowl of mashed potatoes
- A dump truck named "Eddie"
- A truffle farm and 6 pigs

I don't think I need to say anything else.
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Old 03-15-2011, 08:58 PM   #39
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hmmm I figure taht the T-rex smashes the truck, eats the potatoes and the pigs and you, then Mr T falcon punches the T-Rex
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Old 03-15-2011, 08:59 PM   #40
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How about

Charilie Sheen
Gary Busey
Steven Adler
the original Huggy Bear

We would be the Legion of Doom that doesn't accomplish anything.
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