Why is it when you take a massive, bowl wrecking, one piece crap it is quick and painless, yet when you have a case of of taco Tuesday butt mud, with the constancy of Gerbers strained peas, it feels like you are crapping out Siamese twins......
Dudes, why do you sit on the stairs of the hot tub. That is where most of us enter. Get out of the way.
What's Up With That?
Ha - you're talking about Westside, aren't you? Usually it's the kids sitting on the stairs.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
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Self-explanatory thread, like WRGMG and Pet Peeves.
At the Gym:
Dude, why are you wearing a touque at the gym? May I suggest you are not working out hard enough if you can wear a touque?
Also, Dude, why do drive around the parking lot at the gym for 20 mintues, to get a spot closer to the door? Wouldn't a top athlete like you be able to walk the extra 25 m from a further spot?
What's up with people who bring their breakfast to work with them, and then eat it as soon as they get to work. Wouldn't it be easier to eat your cereal at home than to bring a stupid sippy cup of milk with you?
Ah, young grasshopper - if you bring your breakfast to work, you are getting paid to eat breakfast.
