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...if it's God's will, who gets the money?
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#22
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Camping treats the Bible as a special code book that he alone can decode.
Instant and automatic BS alert.
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#23
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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...if it's God's will, who gets the money?
His only child.
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Instant and automatic BS alert.
Isn't that exactly what the Mormon's John Smith did with his illegible golden tablets read in a tophat and unrepeatable word for word ever again?
I feel like a t@t. That's right, T@T is now an adjective. or a noun.
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#25
Norm!
Man, that guy creeped the crap out of me
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
If there was a god there'd be no way he'd disrupt May long weekend. He'd know how much Canadians like to camp and get wrecked at that time.
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#27
Powerplay Quarterback
So is it like "pop" and an adult Jesus appears somewhere on May 21st?
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So is it like "pop" and an adult Jesus appears somewhere on May 21st?
I don't think the virgin birth thing will work anymore, Atheists would demand tests and DNA analysis.
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that's fascinating, any believers care to give me all their stuff before they get saved? you're not going to need it anyways.
#30
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
What happened to 2012 ? I'm with the Mayans on this one
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#31
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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So is it like "pop" and an adult Jesus appears somewhere on May 21st?
He'll be the guy in the sky with a flaming sword and a legion of angels, some of whom have trumpets that unleash natural disasters when they blow them. Fun times. I'm just hope I'm around for the part of the end-days where all of humanity is ruled by a giant and wise fish.
on a side-note, these girls are going to be pissed off when they get to heaven and realize that Jesus is going to be hanging out on earth for the next 1000 years.
#32
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
Winston Zeddemore : Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Sumerian, not Babylonian.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Yeah. Big difference.
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#33
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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#35
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
Sweet, so its happening before the Stanley Cup finals. Lol at the Canucks.
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#36
Has Towel, Will Travel
Gonna be a lot of this junk for the next couple years. Then hopefully it will taper off to its usual level of idiocy.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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#39
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LOL at the guy building and people buying million dollar apartments in an old missile silo. Amazing how dumb people are.
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Wasn't this what Jehovah Witnesses were doing at the beginning of the 20th century selling off all their things and waiting on hilltops for Christ?
False.
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