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Old 01-17-2011, 03:18 PM   #21
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Mammoth burgers in 2018?!
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Old 01-17-2011, 03:20 PM   #22
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Old 01-17-2011, 03:39 PM   #23
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In all seriousness, this would be fantastic. We brought the hairy cow back from extinction, so why not the hairy elephant? There is plenty of room in Northern Canada...
Hairy cow?

This guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auroch

In which case, I'm assuming you're referring to these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heck_cattle

These aren't actually Aurochs. They are just cows that kind of look like them.
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Old 01-17-2011, 03:52 PM   #24
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If I was a billionaire I would personally fund a cloning program for extinct animals so I could charge a million dollars a plate for guests to join me at my Island paradise for an evening of eating long extinct species and genetically engineered new ones.....
Well I'm not into eating weird stuff but if you have burgers and fries I will pay to see your exhibit....but not a million. How does 20 bucs sound?
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Old 01-17-2011, 04:14 PM   #25
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Well I'm not into eating weird stuff but if you have burgers and fries I will pay to see your exhibit....but not a million. How does 20 bucs sound?
We would be happy to grind up a couple of lesser bilby's for your burgers and top them with cheese made from the milk of the broad faced Potoroo. Instead of Fries how about some nice slices of Moon and Star Watermelons?
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Serious question: when you insert the DNA from one organism into the egg of another, aren't you making a hybrid, as opposed to cloning the original species? Wouldn't this actually result in a mammoth/elephant hybrid, not a true mammoth?
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Old 01-17-2011, 05:28 PM   #27
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All I could think about when I saw this thread was...


Thank you South Park.
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Old 01-17-2011, 05:32 PM   #28
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Let the countdown to perverted Japanese mammoth porn begin...
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Old 01-17-2011, 05:33 PM   #29
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Jurassic Park, make it happen!
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Old 01-17-2011, 07:34 PM   #30
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Man moths?

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Old 01-17-2011, 08:18 PM   #31
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I'd be curious what Mr_Mastadon_Farm has to say about this. He might have insider knowledge.
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Old 01-17-2011, 08:28 PM   #32
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Let the countdown to perverted Japanese mammoth porn begin...
I lol'd so hard.
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Old 01-17-2011, 08:43 PM   #33
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Serious question: when you insert the DNA from one organism into the egg of another, aren't you making a hybrid, as opposed to cloning the original species? Wouldn't this actually result in a mammoth/elephant hybrid, not a true mammoth?
Not really a complete hybrid, since all the nuclear DNA would be mammoth DNA, but presumably the mitochondrial DNA would be elephant. Overall, presuming it works, what you end up with should pretty much be a mammoth.
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Not really a complete hybrid, since all the nuclear DNA would be mammoth DNA, but presumably the mitochondrial DNA would be elephant. Overall, presuming it works, what you end up with should pretty much be a mammoth.
i thought Jurassic Park already explained all this quite well
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Jurassic Park, make it happen!
Pilocene Park:

The Pliocene epoch from around 4.8 million to 4,500 years ago
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