07-24-2009, 11:24 AM
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#21
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Originally Posted by jydk
I used to visit this site to read intelligent debates, opinions, and humorous rants, but CP is going down hill fast with crap like this.
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...you expect intelligence on the internet? That's like expecting good hygiene in Edmonton.
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07-24-2009, 11:25 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
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If there are kickbacks, I'm in.
Locke for President!!!!
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07-24-2009, 11:25 AM
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#23
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by Azure
What do I get out of it?
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Do you have any compromising photos of Locke? Or can you PhotoShop something up? That sort of thing helps earn a suitable reward once the Palace Coup is successful.
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07-24-2009, 11:26 AM
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#24
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Azure
What do I get out of it?
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You are one of a brotherhood. A soldier in the army that stands for Locke's platform. You have our support and backing when you join.
Are you sick of edmontrolls like NHL009? Are you tired of n00bs fataing all over the place? Flamers flaming your intelligent and superior posts? Do you enjoy Beer and Kickbacks?
Join the brotherhood. Join Locke.
Last edited by alltherage; 07-24-2009 at 11:28 AM.
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07-24-2009, 11:27 AM
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#25
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Had an idea!
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Yeah, but what if I want to be President?
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07-24-2009, 11:27 AM
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#26
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by alltherage
You are one of a brotherhood. A soldier in the army that stands for Locke's platform. You have our support and backing when you join.
Are you sick of edmontrolls like NHL009? Are you tired of n00bs fataing all over the place? Flamers flaming your intelligent and superior posts?
Join the brotherhood. Join Locke.
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Don't forget the kickbacks. And the beer.
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07-24-2009, 11:27 AM
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#27
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Missed the bus
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I have a questions for Locke:
Are n00bs determined by start date, experience, or post quality?
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07-24-2009, 11:28 AM
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#28
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Are you tired of n00bs fataing all over the place?
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This is what happens. You get two noobs together they breed.
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07-24-2009, 11:29 AM
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#29
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by alltherage
I have a questions for Locke:
Are n00bs determined by start date, experience, or post quality?
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I think we should just leave the handling of n00bs to ResAlien. He has a healthy attitude about them and I'm sure can be counted on to come up with appropriate remedial measures.
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07-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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#30
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Locke
Secondly, there should be an additional feature, 'The Bitchslap.' Veteran posters should be allowed to 'bitchslap' any poster in their first 3 months of membership, its a minor feature, but it would then ban that poster from the boards for about 40 minutes. I think that would smarten people up.
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OK here is where I need some clarification what exactly to you constitutes a "veteran poster"? Because to me the only veteran posters around are the ones who where around in 2001 when the board started. Post count to me really doesn't make you veteran, take a guy like scottie for example, he doesn't even have 1500 posts be is easily the most veteran guy around.
I wouldn't consider a single person in this thread a veteran at all. In fact Locke I group you with that new posters group, Phaneithuer explained it once awhile back and caught some flack for it but I agree with him. There is the 2001-2003 guys, a lot of them are gone now but those who are still around I can identify individually and they are great posters for the most part. Than there's is the 2nd wave 2004 guys some where good, some where bad but I've been around long enough to know most of them individually as well. Than there is the post 2004 crowd who to me is just one big voice and for the most part are not the best posters and unfortunately have driven a lot of the early guys out, I'm not saying everyone post 2004 is like that, there are some great post 2004 posters Jay Random comes to mind.
Last edited by J pold; 07-24-2009 at 11:47 AM.
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07-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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#31
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Azure
Yeah, but what if I want to be President?
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Then I'll have to kill you. As it stands though, minister of Chocolate Milk, Eggs and Generl Fitness and Diet is still Open.
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Originally Posted by alltherage
I have a questions for Locke:
Are n00bs determined by start date, experience, or post quality?
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n00bs are determined by the Party and the Cabinet, as well as the designated Minister, all with extreme prejudice.
We might need someone to handle that, but as yet no one has applied for the position.
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07-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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Originally Posted by Locke
I have to assume full control of the internet's assets before I can start divvying them up wholly unfairly among my supporters!
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Campaign slogan?
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07-24-2009, 11:37 AM
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#33
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Azure is Minister of Eggs!
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07-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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#34
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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As of now alltherage has been appointed 'Sergeant Major of Platform Enforcement' as well as Minister of Bitchin' Graphics!
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07-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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#35
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Originally Posted by J pold
OK here is where I need some clarification what exactly to you constitutes a "veteran poster"? Because to me the only veteran posters around are the ones who where around in 2001 when the board started. Post count to me really doesn't make you veteran, take a guy like scottie for example, he doesn't even have 1500 posts be is easily the most veteran guy around.
I wouldn't consider a single person in this thread a veteran at all.
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keep in mind that 2001 was only the startup for this particular incarnation of this board. I was posting on FOI in the late 90's. Guys like Bingo, Dis, Cowperson, JohnnyFlame, Transplant 99, etc have been around for more than a decade.
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07-24-2009, 11:39 AM
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#36
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Bagor
Campaign slogan?
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Someone bitchslap this man!
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something. - The Dread Pirate Roberts
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07-24-2009, 11:45 AM
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#38
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by Locke
Then I'll have to kill you. As it stands though, minister of Chocolate Milk, Eggs and Generl Fitness and Diet is still Open.
n00bs are determined by the Party and the Cabinet, as well as the designated Minister, all with extreme prejudice.
We might need someone to handle that, but as yet no one has applied for the position.
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As mentioned, I nominate ResAlien. Conscript him. Show some presidential kahunas.
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07-24-2009, 11:45 AM
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#39
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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NHL009 is annoying, and as long as we get to bitchslap him, i am in.
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07-24-2009, 11:48 AM
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#40
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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