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Old 05-08-2024, 01:12 PM   #3901
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Does she put on those glasses with the fake nose and moustache but otherwise just stay in her Starfleet Uniform?
No, that would have made for a more interesting story. Instead it's another lame rehash of a society who believes the tech keeping them alive is made by gods that require human(?-whatever they look like people) sacrifice, and it's failing, and Michael to the rescue with some lame moralizing thrown in.
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Oh great, sounds lovely, might have to have several shots of Jack if I'm going to watch it.


For a last season of a show, it sure seems flat and repetative, the only thing we're missing is a baby's temper tantrum causing the destruction of the universe (And now that I've said that out loud, I've really realized that the Discovery writers are insane)
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Tell me, do you have access codes as a borg accountant?
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Oh great, sounds lovely, might have to have several shots of Jack if I'm going to watch it.


For a last season of a show, it sure seems flat and repetative, the only thing we're missing is a baby's temper tantrum causing the destruction of the universe (And now that I've said that out loud, I've really realized that the Discovery writers are insane)
HA! I had totally forgotten the plot of that last season I bothered to watch any of, until you just reminded me.
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Considering Icheb in Picard I have to say, I'm always up for a little Star Trek Spite.

If I was an actor and they wanted to brutally murder my character just for lulz or spite? I'd be there for that.

"Lets do this!"
Wow, I can't remember Icheb in Picard at all. A teeeeny part of me wants to go back watch again, but for the life of me I can't figure out why they would even want to bring him back in the first place.
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Wow, I can't remember Icheb in Picard at all. A teeeeny part of me wants to go back watch again, but for the life of me I can't figure out why they would even want to bring him back in the first place.
Literally just so they could suck his eye-ball out.

Picard Seasons 1 and 2 were pretty grim.
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Tell me, do you have access codes as a borg accountant?
I wonder what the deprecation period is for Borg assets.
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This is why relativity is important though. Does a borg cube depreciate at the same rate if it's stationary vs if it's travelling at 800 times the speed of light?
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No, that would have made for a more interesting story. Instead it's another lame rehash of a society who believes the tech keeping them alive is made by gods that require human(?-whatever they look like people) sacrifice, and it's failing, and Michael to the rescue with some lame moralizing thrown in.
The funny part is...to a culture thats never seen that? I'm not saying it would work, but the reaction would at least be interesting.
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This is why relativity is important though. Does a borg cube depreciate at the same rate if it's stationary vs if it's travelling at 800 times the speed of light?
Think of the compound interest!
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This is why relativity is important though. Does a borg cube depreciate at the same rate if it's stationary vs if it's travelling at 800 times the speed of light?
I think as long as the Cube was in Space and operative then the depreciation values would be the same, its all about estimating useful life of an asset.

Borg Taxes...now theres a wild thought. Its like counter-intuitive to the entire idea.

Although I kind of like the idea of a show around me, the last Accountant in the Federation.

"What do you need him for? We dont use money!"

Ah yes! But other cultures do!

An office in Sub-Basement C...it could be a good show.
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Think of the compound interest!
Especially if you consider Relativity!!

"You just went from point A to point B at the drop of a hat!"

Sure, but technically that was years. Gimme my money!!!
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You have to think they'd still have accountants. I don't think things are priceless, also you'd have to interface with other cultures that still have economics.

Get to it Lt. Jr. Grade Locke.
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I think as long as the Cube was in Space and operative then the depreciation values would be the same, its all about estimating useful life of an asset.
But in who's frame of reference does the value accrue? The cube travelling or the stationary accountant at unimatrix 0?

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Borg Taxes...now theres a wild thought. Its like counter-intuitive to the entire idea.
someone must be doing a leger on inputs and outputs for the collective though, right? What's the collective's balance sheet look like? Would you count people like Icheb's planet a trade partner?

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Ah yes! But other cultures do!

An office in Sub-Basement C...it could be a good show.
Glutton for punishment. Think of all the conniving bolians and ferengi you'd have to deal with? Not to mention some of the impropriety of the Orion accounts...
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Just make sure you replicate him a red stapler.
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No word of a lie. I do have a red stapler on my desk. Anyone who has come to my office has seen it.
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But in who's frame of reference does the value accrue? The cube travelling or the stationary accountant at unimatrix 0?


someone must be doing a leger on inputs and outputs for the collective though, right? What's the collective's balance sheet look like? Would you count people like Icheb's planet a trade partner?



Glutton for punishment. Think of all the conniving bolians and ferengi you'd have to deal with? Not to mention some of the impropriety of the Orion accounts...
I can imagine the negotiations of Tax Treaties.

"Okay, so where do we set the adjusted cost base of the asset and then in what class do we calculate the accrued amortization?"

Borg: "We are assimilating you! We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!"

"Yes. Right. We'll get back to that in a minute, what about currency conversions?"
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I'm envisioning this as a perfect skit in a Monty Python like tone.

"yes, yes, begin your eye drilling... but what about the total money supply? Is your currency fiat or backed by .... AHHHHH AH AHHH... some sort of Latinum bullion?"
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"you know, we did away with queens eons ago, how passe"
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I'm envisioning this as a perfect skit in a Monty Python like tone.

"yes, yes, begin your eye drilling... but what about the total money supply? Is your currency fiat or backed by .... AHHHHH AH AHHH... some sort of Latinum bullion?"
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"you know, we did away with queens eons ago, how passe"
*drilling continues*

"Who do you even put on your currency??? Bill from the cafeteria??"
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