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Old 04-02-2009, 04:17 PM   #361
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I don't know what any of those are.
You are deprived/spared the equivalents of a delicate balance of internet ridiculousness, in depth culture, excellent seriousposting, all mashed together, eaten, and regurgitated by a nauseous sea bird.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:19 PM   #362
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The problem with these girls, is they are just so damned easy to pick up:

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Mikey youre bringing this thread down lame ave again, punishment is one hot pic....!
My bad...............I found lots of pics but I don't know how to put a picture in a post........
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:19 PM   #364
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You are deprived/spared the equivalents of a delicate balance of internet ridiculousness, in depth culture, excellent seriousposting, all mashed together, eaten, and regurgitated by a nauseous sea bird.
that's good right?
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This one is just for you SaveSutter
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that's good right?
To a significant handful of people, yes.

All 3 get threatened with legal action a fair bit, but that's always amusing.
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The problem with these girls, is they are just so damned easy to pick up:

Man, it took you a while to get here, I was somewhat surprised that you didnt start this thread.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_14990...keysphere.html

I think that might take you to the second page, but work has since blocked my access to cracked.com so I don't know for sure. Excellent article though.
I just read this whole thing, and what a good article. Yeah, if they're outside of my monkeysphere they are dogs**t to me.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:24 PM   #369
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Man, it took you a while to get here, I was somewhat surprised that you didnt start this thread.
I've been home sick with my laptop in for repairs, so I've been following it with my iPod. It was killing me inside to not be able to add to it to my full ability. At the same time it was my beacon of hope for when I could finally make it out of bed.
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I posted this picture because clearly these girls are over the age of 18 proving that the majority of these picture posted in this thread hold true that the girls depicted are most likely in the range of 16-20
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:34 PM   #371
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I think everyone who views this thread can agree that this picture is absolutely hilarious. Brought tears to my eyes!
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I think everyone who views this thread can agree that this picture is absolutely hilarious. Brought tears to my eyes!
i need a "went over my head" smiley icon .... dont draw me a map.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:45 PM   #373
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this is pretty good as well

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Demented: Check out Dad's pants? Other than that, I don't get it either.

Also, NSFW but sums up this thread pretty good. Haha

CLICK

EDIT: is there a way to link to a site with a bad word in the URL?
Copy the link and fill in the appropriate letters, I guess?
Haha, it's from 4chan.
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^^MattyC: I don't know how reliable wikipedia is for this, but it seems legit...

The limit for a 12/13 year old is someone 14/15 years old. The limit for a 14/15 year old is someone 19/20 years old. A 16 year old can presumably sleep with anyone older, although if the older person is in a "position of trust," or is deemed "exploitative," then this is illegal.
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^^MattyC: I don't know how reliable wikipedia is for this, but it seems legit...

The limit for a 12/13 year old is someone 14/15 years old. The limit for a 14/15 year old is someone 19/20 years old. A 16 year old can presumably sleep with anyone older, although if the older person is in a "position of trust," or is deemed "exploitative," then this is illegal.
lol thanks. I was beginning to wonder if my question was going to get answered or not
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This one is just for you SaveSutter
I swear that's one of my X's. I'm slightly shocked, can anyone in anywhere figure out where that is? I'm trying to look at plates on car. Weeeird...
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:06 PM   #378
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Some words to live by. When I was 27, I was sleeping with an 18 year-old and a 43 year-old (pretty much on alternate nights) - the 18 year-old was far more "knowledgeable", so who knows with the damn kids these days. Of course, that was in a foreign land, so this probably doesn't apply to Edmonton teenage whores.
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:09 PM   #379
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Jennifer Tilly (born Jennifer E. Chan, September 16, 1958)

Sorry, Didn't mean to derail the thread

so

LOL.....Allison Stokke is 20 years old.
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:10 PM   #380
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I swear that's one of my X's. I'm slightly shocked, can anyone in anywhere figure out where that is? I'm trying to look at plates on car. Weeeird...
Give me her number, I'll ask her.
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