05-21-2011, 05:28 PM
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#361
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All I can get
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Next caller has suggestions for revising Book of Psalms.
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05-21-2011, 05:46 PM
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#362
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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As I was crawling, belly to the ground, under a series of electrified fences in a howling downpour on the west shore of Chain Lake earlier today, I couldn't help thinking, "Wow, wouldn't this be a coincidence if . . . . ."
Cowperson
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05-21-2011, 05:54 PM
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#363
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Who's this guy on air? Where's the old geezer?
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The black guy on the air is not affiliated with Harold Camping. He's just some other dude with his own online preaching thing that bought into it and is now making excuses.
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05-21-2011, 05:54 PM
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#364
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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05-21-2011, 05:56 PM
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#365
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thor
He's taking phone calls omg this is amazing
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Last night he was taking calls though a 1-800 number instead of a local number so everybody was calling in.
One guy started out with a sincere question, and then 3 minutes later he asked if the lord would return to shoot blood out of his wiener.
Another girl called in to ask about forgiveness for her sins and ended with: can I go fata my girlfriend then?
Another guy called in as Rev. Goatse X.
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 05-21-2011 at 06:05 PM.
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05-21-2011, 06:01 PM
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#366
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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This is great entertainment. It's like listening to the TEAM 1040 after a Canucks loss.
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"An adherent of homeopathy has no brain. They have skull water with the memory of a brain."
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05-21-2011, 06:04 PM
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#367
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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LOL, now it's a "spiritual" event and millions of people did die.
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05-21-2011, 06:14 PM
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#368
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Dude getting trolled!
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05-21-2011, 06:20 PM
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#369
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: East of the slew
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I can't get through I keep getting an answering machine
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05-21-2011, 06:22 PM
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#370
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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05-21-2011, 06:23 PM
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#371
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prairiefire
I can't get through I keep getting an answering machine
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God doesn't love you....
"I've got the A/C on Shut the door" lol
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05-21-2011, 06:26 PM
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#372
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Thank you for everything CP. Good memories and thankful for everything that has been done to help me out. I will no longer take part on these boards. Take care, Go Flames Go.
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05-21-2011, 06:28 PM
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#373
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All I can get
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Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron still walks among us.
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05-21-2011, 06:29 PM
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#374
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Frig, I slept through the end of the world.
I always do that.
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05-21-2011, 06:40 PM
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#375
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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I called in and talked to him. On my 2nd question, the internet feed cut off, and I'm pretty sure it was done on purpose because of the question I asked.
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"An adherent of homeopathy has no brain. They have skull water with the memory of a brain."
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05-21-2011, 06:57 PM
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#376
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: East of the slew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I called in and talked to him. On my 2nd question, the internet feed cut off, and I'm pretty sure it was done on purpose because of the question I asked.
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Dang I missed it I had volume down trying to call him
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05-21-2011, 06:59 PM
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#377
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I called in and talked to him. On my 2nd question, the internet feed cut off, and I'm pretty sure it was done on purpose because of the question I asked.
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Which was...?
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05-21-2011, 07:02 PM
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#378
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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HP PM your question
I got tired of his back pedaling and shut it off.
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05-21-2011, 07:10 PM
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#379
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Lifetime Suspension
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Sorry guys, I seen Jesus walking the streets, I invited him over for some wine. Hes taking a nap right now, once he wakes up the rapture shall begin.
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05-21-2011, 07:17 PM
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#380
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PeteLFan
Sorry guys, I seen Jesus walking the streets, I invited him over for some wine. Hes taking a nap right now, once he wakes up the rapture shall begin.
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I hope he didn't make you BUY the wine.
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