11-13-2025, 07:59 PM
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#3621
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy
McDavid staring at Bouchard, Bouchard staring at the guys standing on either side of McDavid.
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Princes used to have whipping boys to take their punishment for them. McDavid has a getting-stared-at boy.
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11-13-2025, 08:22 PM
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#3622
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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Imagine Mavi as a prince in the Middle Ages. Dude would grab the lance in a joust and fling himself off of the horse before contact. Pissy would slewfoot the horse and fall over claiming the horse kicked him.
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11-13-2025, 08:34 PM
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#3623
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McG
Pissy would slewfoot the horse and fall over claiming the horse kicked him.
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And then spear it in the junk.
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11-13-2025, 09:03 PM
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#3624
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First Line Centre
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Oilers suck!
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11-13-2025, 09:15 PM
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#3625
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Franchise Player
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5 goals on 25 shots
Does that improve his save percentage?
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11-13-2025, 09:42 PM
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#3626
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Norm!
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Man, the Oilers are just a really bad hockey club. Sure the goaltending doesn't help. but on the first 2 goals there were so many derp moments. Bouchbum, with a couple of just derp plays. McDavid with a beautiful give away. Draisaitl drifting aimlessly in his own end.
I swear on the final Columbus goal you could hear Knobby the house elf driving his skull into the glass behind the net while screaming "Please fire me"
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11-13-2025, 09:52 PM
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#3627
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Franchise Player
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At least half the Oilers wins are huge flukes or ref steals
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GFG
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11-13-2025, 09:53 PM
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#3628
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Franchise Player
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Edmonton with only 4 regulation wins on the season. Tied for 2nd last in the league. If it wasn't for shear dumb luck the last 2 games they'd be right there at the bottom with the Flames.
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11-13-2025, 10:11 PM
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#3629
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: DeWinton
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Mangiapane was a -4 tonight. The wonder twins played almost 25 mins.
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11-13-2025, 10:30 PM
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#3630
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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The Flames and Oilers have the same number of regulation wins.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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11-13-2025, 10:30 PM
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#3631
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingred89
Edmonton with only 4 regulation wins on the season. Tied for 2nd last in the league. If it wasn't for shear dumb luck the last 2 games they'd be right there at the bottom with the Flames.
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Well now they’re tied for last with us 
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11-14-2025, 12:02 AM
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#3632
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Calgary
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Knob is broken....
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11-14-2025, 12:25 AM
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#3633
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Does that make him a dial now?
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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11-14-2025, 01:14 AM
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#3634
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North Vancouver
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Haha, stupid Oilers!
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11-14-2025, 02:26 AM
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#3635
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GOAT!
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Coilers are trying to coil again (win the lottery).
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11-14-2025, 05:24 AM
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#3636
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingred89
Edmonton with only 4 regulation wins on the season. Tied for 2nd last in the league. If it wasn't for shear dumb luck the last 2 games they'd be right there at the bottom with the Flames.
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Flames: Ok, this is the year we accept the tank, get out of the mushy middle and focus on the draft.
Oilers: And I took that personally...
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11-14-2025, 07:53 AM
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#3637
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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Same amount of regulation wins as the Flames this season. Think about that for a second.
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11-14-2025, 09:09 AM
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#3638
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McG
Imagine Mavi as a prince in the Middle Ages. Dude would grab the lance in a joust and fling himself off of the horse before contact. Pissy would slewfoot the horse and fall over claiming the horse kicked him.
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Connor could be Jaime. Draisaitl could be Cersei.
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11-14-2025, 09:53 AM
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#3639
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DionTheDman
Connor could be Jaime. Draisaitl could be Cersei.
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Connor: “The things i do for love.”
And another coach is kicked off of the oilers tower.
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Last edited by McG; 11-14-2025 at 10:00 AM.
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11-14-2025, 10:02 AM
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#3640
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First Line Centre
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Have to think The Knob is on the chopping block soon. There is zero chance that Mavi, DraiSelke or Douchard are going to take any accountability for the performance of this team even though they typically play half the game.
Look at the list of coaches the Glitter Twins have burned. Is there ever a time when they realize it isn't the coach?
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