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Old 12-11-2008, 05:31 PM   #3521
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Yikes. Say no more, say no more.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:06 PM   #3522
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He's a guy of, shall we say, below normal intelligence, who hung out at the Marlborough diamonds from time to time. One day, after a game had ended but we were batting the bottom of the seventh for fun, we let him take a bat. He cracked a dribbler for a home run on a 0-7 count and was so excited he tried to get a little touchy-feely with some of the girls on the team.

I don't see the problem

1. Hang's out at ball diamonds (ie no transportation needed)..check
2. Hits home runs...check
3. Gets excited when he has success on the diamond..check
4. Isn't gay.....check

He seems like the perfect ball player.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:19 PM   #3523
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The only reason he hit a home run is because we let him run home... The guy is a drooler. For sure. Kinda creepy and not in a good way. Saw him today at the dome, had to duck.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:29 PM   #3524
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Poor Gail. She probably still has nightmares about him...
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #3525
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The only reason he hit a home run is because we let him run home... The guy is a drooler. For sure. Kinda creepy and not in a good way. Saw him today at the dome, had to duck.
Errm... There's a good way to be creepy?
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Old 03-10-2009, 04:25 PM   #3527
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Into honey wrestling?
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Only if its estonian
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Only if its estonian
And female...unless you're into Estonian dudes....
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