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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
He's a guy of, shall we say, below normal intelligence, who hung out at the Marlborough diamonds from time to time. One day, after a game had ended but we were batting the bottom of the seventh for fun, we let him take a bat. He cracked a dribbler for a home run on a 0-7 count and was so excited he tried to get a little touchy-feely with some of the girls on the team.
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I don't see the problem
1. Hang's out at ball diamonds (ie no transportation needed)..check
2. Hits home runs...check
3. Gets excited when he has success on the diamond..check
4. Isn't gay.....check
He seems like the perfect ball player.
