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Old 01-22-2009, 12:45 PM   #321
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... in which he swore to keep the world ignorant of the upcoming invasion by the Kleosites who plan to use us a renewable source of both food and sex slaves. The scary thing is that they find human males to be hot, and human females to be tasty.
Are the Kleosites hot as well? Or am I going to get molested by some sort of tentacle monster?

If they're hot maybe it's not so bad...
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:07 PM   #322
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Are the Kleosites hot as well? Or am I going to get molested by some sort of tentacle monster?

If they're hot maybe it's not so bad...
Well their common pickup lines to humans is

"I'm going to ram my Ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest . . . but I'm not an alien"
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:07 PM   #323
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You realize that for the American govt 150M is like a fart in a windstorm right?
Maybe thats the problem in the first place.
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:09 PM   #324
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Honestly, I have a very hard time believing this. Very hard time. And your fellow "Obama 04'ers". A Calgarian hockey fan that joins CP hockey group in 2007 is up to speed on Obama in 2004. Things that make you go hmmmmm?
Me and DFF were the first people on CP to put the idea forth that Obama would become President.

I believe that was AFTER the 04 election run.

Maybe around 2005-2006 sometime.

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Old 01-22-2009, 04:09 PM   #325
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lol... paging Azure... paging Azure...
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