07-22-2020, 01:58 PM
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#321
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All I can get
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Originally Posted by slybomb
Hilarious...the logo even looks like they are standing there waiting for a handout.
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Now a t-shirt! Complete the Sweatpants and Good Shoes ensemble with your very own Edmittens Tee!
https://thebigsteak.com/products/teh...ns-coming-soon
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07-22-2020, 02:01 PM
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#322
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Franchise Player
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I hope that's real - I want one!
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07-22-2020, 02:21 PM
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#323
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All I can get
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enoch Root
I hope that's real - I want one!
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Very real
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07-22-2020, 02:40 PM
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#324
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
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Did those guys steal your idea?
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07-22-2020, 03:01 PM
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#325
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Lifetime Suspension
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I hope they enjoy their 3-4 drive ins for the home town zeroes.
Feels like a waste unless they're up to watching the flames and other teams for several weeks.
Also interested to see how many DUIs come out of these "drink in your car" events. How many brain cells combined for that idea?
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07-22-2020, 03:05 PM
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#326
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Originally Posted by shniper
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Drinking and driving? Is this real? Holy are they stupid!!!
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07-22-2020, 06:05 PM
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#327
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Elbows Up!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by topfiverecords
Drinking and driving? Is this real? Holy are they stupid!!!
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Please check the thread title for the answer!
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07-22-2020, 09:50 PM
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#328
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by shniper
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"Social distancing is hard enough to do when you're sober," he said. "And you know — good luck when people have had a few pops and are also then in celebration when their team has scored a goal and won."
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Probably worried about nothing.
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07-22-2020, 09:59 PM
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#329
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djsFlames
I hope they enjoy their 3-4 drive ins for the home town zeroes.
Feels like a waste unless they're up to watching the flames and other teams for several weeks.
Also interested to see how many DUIs come out of these "drink in your car" events. How many brain cells combined for that idea?
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Good way for the city to get some money back.
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07-22-2020, 10:20 PM
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#330
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Of course he was dominant, he’s playing against the Oilers.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1286149509093810182
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Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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07-22-2020, 10:33 PM
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#331
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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@TSNRyanRishaug
Kassian just hit McDavid with a dump in attempt. McDavid wincing in pain left the ice through the other teams bench.
McDavid returned but Kassian is as always, neanderthal level dumb.
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07-23-2020, 12:35 AM
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#332
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
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Almost as good as hyping individual performances against the local college team (who also happened to beat them not long ago).
With this being a playoff preseason their heads are so deep in their rears they can almost see daylight.
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07-23-2020, 09:52 AM
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#334
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djsFlames
I hope they enjoy their 3-4 drive ins for the home town zeroes.
Feels like a waste unless they're up to watching the flames and other teams for several weeks.
Also interested to see how many DUIs come out of these "drink in your car" events. How many brain cells combined for that idea?
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How do brain cells die in Edmonton?
Alone.
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07-23-2020, 10:28 AM
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#335
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC
@TSNRyanRishaug
Kassian just hit McDavid with a dump in attempt. McDavid wincing in pain left the ice through the other teams bench.
McDavid returned but Kassian is as always, neanderthal level dumb.
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Neanderthals knew how to use complex tools, were very social, and honed complicated hunting and foraging techniques.
I am not confident at all that Kassian can do these things. Maybe if you consider a hockey stick a complex tool, but I would liken it more to a club.
Kassian is more Homo Ergaster in development, IMO.
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07-23-2020, 10:37 AM
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#336
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC
@TSNRyanRishaug
Kassian just hit McDavid with a dump in attempt. McDavid wincing in pain left the ice through the other teams bench.
McDavid returned but Kassian is as always, neanderthal level dumb.
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He also has caught some heat recently for posting a photo with him and a member of the Hells Angels.
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07-23-2020, 10:42 AM
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#337
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Alberta
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Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina
He also has caught some heat recently for posting a photo with him and a member of the Hells Angels.
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I was thinking about this the other day- the official Oilers team message was that it was a "random fan" who encountered Kassian in the public.
But then I remembered that super weird time 3 seasons ago when Matt Hendricks insisted the player of the game award should be a motorcycle helmet. The rumor mill around Edmonton at the time was that Hendrix had been convinced of this by a fellow who recently did some Tattooing work on him.
Same dude who was in the picture with Kassian.
Oilers players are total trash that hang with known criminals. Not surprising.
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07-23-2020, 10:48 AM
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#338
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by Monahammer
Neanderthals knew how to use complex tools, were very social, and honed complicated hunting and foraging techniques.
I am not confident at all that Kassian can do these things. Maybe if you consider a hockey stick a complex tool, but I would liken it more to a club.
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More like Paranthropus robustus.
I wouldn't be surprised if Kassian had friends in the hells angels spending *mod snip - don't post that type of stuff please, it could create legal issues for the site*
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07-23-2020, 11:22 AM
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#339
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Loves Teh Chat!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC
@TSNRyanRishaug
Kassian just hit McDavid with a dump in attempt. McDavid wincing in pain left the ice through the other teams bench.
McDavid returned but Kassian is as always, neanderthal level dumb.
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Has Sportsnet recorded a feature documentary on McDavid's recovery yet?
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07-23-2020, 11:31 AM
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#340
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Norm!
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Narrator (Serious Voice) - Tragedy hit the Oilers franchise as during a routine dump in Connor McDavid, the Oilers Captain and future sole occupier of the Connor McDavid Wing of the Hockey hall of fame was tragically hit by a puck.
Video shows Connor getting boinked by the puck and then staggering off to the dressing room.
Kevin Lowe - "I've never seen anything like that"
Narrator - "Really?"
Lowe - "Cut"
Reset
Narrator - "The team doctors were concerned. They had never seen anything like this and they had doubts that Connor would be able to resume his NHL career without a un seen healing effort"
Flash to a picture of DNA buzzing around, and like nanobots in the blood stream, and crowds of people praying in front of the Vatican"
Narrator - "His effort to come back was un parrelleled, no one in the NHL can fight as hard as Connor to come back from such tragedy. But thanks to his superior genetics, The Oilers advanced cybernetic lab, and a personal intervention from God, Connor took to the ice 5 minutes later no worse for wear"
Dave Tippet - "Thank god, because this team is utter garbage without him, and I don't have to be good at my job at all as long as Connor is here"
Draisaitl - "Something in heavy german with an english translation of "D'oh" below.
Go to the end screen
"The miraculous comeback Part 2"
Written by Keven Lowe, directed by Connor McDavid, Coffee fetched by Dave Tippet.
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