Worst movie of all time?

[Traditional_Ale]

Incidentally, I actually loved this movie and thought Paris was awesome in it. She even learned how to sing.



The music (score, its an industrial musical) is by Ogre from Skinny Puppy.

[kirant]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Are you blind, gay, a-sexual, or all three?

It's possible to be both the bold (assuming you meant asexuality, not asexual reproduction. EDIT - Actually, that'd be quite funny...we'd have little Bertuzzieds falling off the original)?

[CaptainCrunch]

the Genetic opera.

I did like that movie, especially when her face fell off.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

the Genetic opera.

I did like that movie, especially when her face fell off.

I liked it because she is obviously not above making fun of herself. It was probably the closest thing she's ever done to legitimate acting and wasn't too bad at all.

I just really want to wreck her.

[CaptainCrunch]

SArah Brightman was also incredibly hot in that movie.

[burn_this_city]

Something tells me wrecking a chick who admitted to smuggling drugs in her hoochy would be a less than gratifying experience.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Something tells me wrecking a chick who admitted to smuggling drugs in her hoochy would be a less than gratifying experience.

Or it would be freaking amazing!!!

[CaptainCrunch]

Think of it as a box of cereal with an awesome candy toy surprise inside.

[burn_this_city]

Unfortunately that box of cereal will be the jumbo variety and not the smaller, regular sized boxes.

[Misterpants]

Especially if there was still some in there!

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Unfortunately that box of cereal will be the jumbo variety and not the smaller, regular sized boxes.

Did Paris get fat?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Think of it as a box of cereal with an awesome candy toy surprise inside.

Tina Fey: Well, Paris Hilton is a name that's on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now, in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon, is Paris Hilton.

Jimmy Fallon: Thanks for coming on.

Paris Hilton: It's nice to be here.

Jimmy Fallon: Uh, as we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal, uh.. that's been in the papers the past couple of weeks, alright?

Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy. I appreciate that.

Jimmy Fallon: We just want to find out about you - Paris Hilton. Okay. So, your family - I don't know if a lot of people know it - the Hiltons - they own hotels all over the world, right?

Paris Hilton: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris..

Jimmy Fallon: Oh, wait - so there actually is a Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton: Yes, there is.

Jimmy Fallon: [ his set-up secure, begins the "real" interview ] Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel - no matter what you've heard.

Jimmy Fallon: Uh, I-I-I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.

Paris Hilton: I'm glad that you've heard that.

Jimmy Fallon: Uh.. do they allow double-occupancy at the Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton: No.

Jimmy Fallon: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?

Paris Hilton: It might be for you.. but.. most people find it very comfortable.

Jimmy Fallon: Well, I-I-I-I'm a VIP, alright? I might need to go in the back entrance.

Paris Hilton: It doesn't matter who you are - it's not going to happen.

Jimmy Fallon: Okay, now, uh.. I throw a lot of events. Uh, do they have a ballroom there?

Paris Hilton: We do.

Jimmy Fallon: Great! I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. It sounds awesome! I'd actually like to, uh.. I'd like to check in to the Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton: I don't think you can.

Jimmy Fallon: Really? Because.. really.. I'd only be able to stay there, like, a minute - minute and a half, or something.. two minutes, tops. I mean --

[Galakanokis]

Sad part about this thread is a lot of the movies mentioned have passed through my work. The even sadder part, these are not even the worst movies that pass through my work.

Ecks vs Sever
Grizzly Rage
Mega Shark (soon to be mega cyclone and others)
Wicker man
Cat Woman
Some crap from Ben Affleck, Paycheck Dare Devil
A few the Scary movie and spin offs
White chicks and Little man
Damn near everything from Uwe Bol
Recently a bunch of Segal crap where you can actually see his flappy jowls fly when he gets punched.
Air buddies
MVP
Slapshot 2 and 3


Man, so many it has to keep track..........

[Methanolic]

Maybe not fair as I have not seen it....and NEVER WILL!,, But this has got to be considered.

[habernac]

wow, is Triple H's agent the same guy Robin Williams hired?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Methanolic

Maybe not fair as I have not seen it....and NEVER WILL!,, But this has got to be considered.

Funny thing about that movie, its already out of theatres. Its total box office $14,000.00.

The director was the same guy who directed the Mighty Ducks and Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Mr Hollands Opus, and the Three Muskateers.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Funny thing about that movie, its already out of theatres. Its total box office $14,000.00.

The director was the same guy who directed the Mighty Ducks and Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Mr Hollands Opus, and the Three Muskateers.

Man those are all pretty high profile, decently acclaimed movies. How did he end up directing straight to dvd movies with wrestlers?

[trackercowe]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/first...feeds&&_r=true

It may not be the worst, but it sure as heck could be considered one of the biggest disappointments of all time.

[CaptainCrunch]

well, you f$$$ one sheep. . .

[Beerfest]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Any of the Austin Powers

What, really?

They are classic, imo.