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Old 08-18-2008, 09:17 AM   #3301
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Seems the team was too drunk to really remember what happened on the weekend.

Here are the real awards:

Most broken chairs = tie between FKA and Aeneas with two chairs each

Worst "inside voice" = rubecube

Longest circular conversation = 4X4 and FIYE - "you bought jeans with ripped knees?", " did not", "did so" etc

Friday Night TSN Turning Point = Locke wakes up from his coma when Obs's sister arrives - half to give him an * for last man standing Friday because of his nap in the middle

Most Times Wallowing In The Mire = FKA had many dirt naps at his birthday party

Most Eager To Drink = Chid - "so this game is called Werewolves? When do we Drink?"

Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde award = Obs goes from laid-back to gregarious in 12 beers

Most beautiful opponents (all our players are beautiful) = 1. catcher for Hammertime, 2. #3 on Capital Punishment, 3. Pitcher for the Dirtballs 4. Bartender at On-Deck Lounge

Craziest Opponents = 1. The Joker (so crazy he nearly took out Uncle Chester with his bat) 2. The Warriors for killing Cyrus

Most Photogenic = 4X4 drooling on the driver side window

Best signs in the "Sign Game" - combo of Chid's tongue, Kelly's busom-grabbing, finished off with troutman's stroking

Saddest expression - Rhettzky goes home early Saturday night

Most often abandoned in the Sheep River = 1. 4X4, 2. FKA, 3. Banffgirl

Most deserving of all the emtpies = Rinkrat walks away with a small fortune in aluminum

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Old 08-18-2008, 09:26 AM   #3302
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I was still very thirsty...
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:34 AM   #3303
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troutman, you left out worst player at "sevens" or buzz.

winner: Mr Banffgirl, for just shouting out random numbers.
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:07 AM   #3304
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Don't burn those shirts yet folks we still have to play our arch rivals from across town. C'mon FireFly, lets set this up.
We still have games to play, actually. And half our team is OOT right now.

Our year end is Sept 6 & 7, maybe after that?
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:18 AM   #3305
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #3306
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We still have games to play, actually. And half our team is OOT right now.

Our year end is Sept 6 & 7, maybe after that?
Isn't this week our last reg. season game?

That means we should have two weeks to get an "exhibition" in.

Oh and P.S. I wanna play on a diamond with fences you biotches.
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:37 AM   #3307
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We still have games to play, actually. And half our team is OOT right now.

Our year end is Sept 6 & 7, maybe after that?
Okey dokey. We will be off our games by then but maybe thats not such a bad thing.
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:38 AM   #3308
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Isn't this week our last reg. season game?

That means we should have two weeks to get an "exhibition" in.

Oh and P.S. I wanna play on a diamond with fences you biotches.
We also have our make-up game to play, and Kerplunk, t_u and KevanGuy are all out of the line-up, though Kerplunk will be back next week I think. So yeah. Pick a date and call me.
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:39 AM   #3309
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Alright I forgot about our make-up game. What is the deal with that?
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Old 08-18-2008, 10:42 AM   #3310
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As soon as I know I'll let the team know...
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:06 AM   #3311
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Just make it before september 9th pleeeease!! or after the 24th!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:32 AM   #3312
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Just make it before september 9th pleeeease!! or after the 24th!!
Your team is going to lose whether you are there or not.
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:40 AM   #3313
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Your team is going to lose whether you are there or not.
The only thing we'd lose to CP Central team at is a "Who has the Worst Personal Hygeine" contest.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:03 PM   #3314
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The only thing we'd lose to CP Central team at is a "Who has the Worst Personal Hygeine" contest.
We surely would not lose in the "Heckling our own team" contest eh Rhettzky?
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We surely would not lose in the "Heckling our own team" contest eh Rhettzky?
I don't know. We're pretty good at razzing our own team too.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:28 PM   #3316
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"Let the guys play!!"
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:37 PM   #3317
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Most Eager To Drink = Chid - "so this game is called Werewolves? When do we Drink?"
LOL. That had me laughing for half an hour. Aeneas was mid sentence explaining the rules to this werewolf game and she just blurts out "when do we drink?".

And that game was fun. I'm going to have to pick up a deck of those cards. Definitely a good way to pass time while camping.
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:47 PM   #3318
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I have to thank Aeneas for the 5 star meals, haven't ate that well ever on a camping trip. Also thanks to Trout for the highballs, still a little wobly from those! I don't care what your wifes say, your both good men!
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:52 PM   #3319
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I have to thank Aeneas for the 5 star meals, haven't ate that well ever on a camping trip. Also thanks to Trout for the highballs, still a little wobly from those! I don't care what your wifes say, your both good men!
Who are you? Mr. Banffgirl? Mrs. Rubecube? RinkRat's cousin? Obs' sister? Mrs. Uncle Chester?
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:41 PM   #3320
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That's ummm.... errr... FIYE.
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