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Old 03-13-2009, 12:51 PM   #3061
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I dread opening up the Fire On Ice forum because of all these stupid "I like" threads. It was old 6 months ago, and it is F'n ancient now. I just went to that board to get my hockey fix, saw about 8-10 "I like..." threads, and nearly had CP's greatest meltdown ever. I know I shouldn't let something on an internet message board upset me so much, but F me...


edit: Hmm...posted before reading the last page. I guess others share my opinion...
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:54 PM   #3062
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Does anyone post while on the can? I'm on my laptop right now and I have to go number two but can't bare to be away from CP for longer than 5 minutes. Will you guys feel dirty if you know I'm posting while pinching a loaf?
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:57 PM   #3063
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Does anyone post while on the can? I'm on my laptop right now and I have to go number two but can't bare to be away from CP for longer than 5 minutes. Will you guys feel dirty if you know I'm posting while pinching a loaf?
Good thing this forum doesn't have smellorama.

The odor must be horrible!
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:57 PM   #3064
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Good thing this forum doesn't have smellorama.

The smell must be horrible!
Actually I'm in the beautiful people's club so I take pills that make all my bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:00 PM   #3065
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I like "I like" threads.
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:46 PM   #3066
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I liked "I Like" threads until they multiplied ten-fold.

This forum can be so bi-polar that there are 9 "I Like" threads one day, and then they get buried while everyone is depressed, and then they get bumped in people's euphoric phases.

THAT grinds my gears.
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:55 PM   #3067
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This 4 year old kid is good!

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Old 03-13-2009, 02:01 PM   #3068
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According to Snopes, the following is actually a true story. It's truly uplifting therefore.

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Some 'dirtbag' in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued.

The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Now here's the kicker:

Naturally, the media went nuts and asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel:'Because that's all the ammunition we had !!' (Talk about an all-time classic answer !!!)
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http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

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Old 03-13-2009, 03:46 PM   #3069
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This 4 year old kid is good!

Why so I have a sudden urge to cheer of LSU and trumpet the superiority of the SEC over the Big 10?
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:54 PM   #3070
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I'M SO TIRED!
I just want to go home.
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Old 03-13-2009, 07:47 PM   #3071
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I'm not a huge beer drinker...but every so often, there's nothing quite as good as a cold one.
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Old 03-13-2009, 08:46 PM   #3072
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never thought that watching the brier would be so exciting.

i want a Wii curling game

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Old 03-13-2009, 08:51 PM   #3073
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never thought that watching the brier would be so exciting.

i want the Wii curling game
Yup, it's good stuff isn't it.
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:20 PM   #3074
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I'm watching that right now and it's intense! never thought i'd say that about curling
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:28 PM   #3075
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I watched the world championships last year, also. this is exciting stuff.

Alberta in the Finals!!!
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:29 PM   #3076
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I think they just dropped a "fata yeah".
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:29 PM   #3077
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Woot Alberta won!
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:58 PM   #3078
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I have a curling story. I played Kevin Martin in junior high in our county playoffs. He beat me in the B event final. Actually, I beat myself. I had last shot in the 10th end and all I had to was make an open draw to the 4 foot. I choked, over threw it, and Kevin Martin when on to be a World Champion. Could of been me instead. Ya, right ... as if. I'm over it now though after many beers of therapy.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:01 PM   #3079
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I think they just dropped a "fata yeah".
then repeated it a bunch of times in the replays, pretty sure it was Kennedy and not the first time he's done it for the cameras this week
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Going to the bar with a girlfriend is no fun. The end.
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