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Old 09-08-2009, 10:26 PM   #281
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^^^^In a thread like this!,,,,,We're gonna read all that?
yeah, that post could have easily been split into 7 or 8 seperate ones to help contribute to the effort!
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This individual is not affluent and more of a member of that shrinking middle class. It is likely the individual does not have a high paying job, is limited on benefits, and has to make due with those benefits provided by employer.
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Here's my grooming tip of the day for the guys (or girls for the bikini line). If you want a smooth set down there (nothing wrong with that) don't shave or wax, but get them sugared.

The difference between Sugaring and Waxing is (taken from a friend's blog that convinced me to try):
* wax has to be much hotter than sugar
* wax tends to cling to the skin, and rips off skin as well as hair, sugar sticks mainly to the hair and takes off very little if no skin.
* If you put the wax on, rip one strip and think "OMFG WHAT WAS I THINKING STOPSTOPSTOP!!" ....... too bad.
The only way wax comes off is pulling it, or re-heating, which MAY or MAY NOT work.. depending on the wax, the sea level, and your pain tolerance...because who wants to REMELT wax on their skin?... where as sugar can just be washed off.
* waxing can contain some strange ass chemicals and mixes, where as sugar is white sugar, honey and a citrus base of a sort to keep the stuff from going wonky
if this post ended up being #2,000,000 it would be a sad, sad day for CP.
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I didn't know that. Wow, thanks Jammies. Now I know I'm normal.
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Here's my grooming tip of the day for the guys (or girls for the bikini line). If you want a smooth set down there (nothing wrong with that) don't shave or wax, but get them sugared.

The difference between Sugaring and Waxing is (taken from a friend's blog that convinced me to try):
* wax has to be much hotter than sugar
* wax tends to cling to the skin, and rips off skin as well as hair, sugar sticks mainly to the hair and takes off very little if no skin.
* If you put the wax on, rip one strip and think "OMFG WHAT WAS I THINKING STOPSTOPSTOP!!" ....... too bad.
The only way wax comes off is pulling it, or re-heating, which MAY or MAY NOT work.. depending on the wax, the sea level, and your pain tolerance...because who wants to REMELT wax on their skin?... where as sugar can just be washed off.
* waxing can contain some strange ass chemicals and mixes, where as sugar is white sugar, honey and a citrus base of a sort to keep the stuff from going wonky

....Actually had time to read it. Thanks for the U.I.
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^^^^In a thread like this!,,,,,We're gonna read all that?
Honestly, I've been wanting to post it for a while, but really haven't felt it was the right time. Here, no worries.
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Geez, it is getting close.
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^^^^In a thread like this!,,,,,We're gonna read all that?
I did

However, I am not a waxing kinda guy. I dont believe in picking and choosing which hairs get to live and which must die.
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I thought all women had two breasts that are slightly different in size? Just like all dudes have one nut bigger than the other? Have I been misled all these years?
Not sure... but after I had Pux Jr. my boobs went up 2 cup sizes...
Is the cost of having a kid less than a boob job?
 
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Just wanted to try and hit the jackpot...
That's what she said...wait...that really is what she said! Whammy!
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watching nhl network... top 10 OT goals of 1995. #1 is ray whitney scoring on the flames in the playoffs.

(will that stip up some anger to get the posts flowing?!?!?!)
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:28 PM   #293
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That's what she said! Again! This is easy.
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watching nhl network... top 10 OT goals of 1995. #1 is ray whitney scoring on the flames in the playoffs.

(will that stip up some anger to get the posts flowing?!?!?!)

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if this post ended up being #2,000,000 it would be a sad, sad day for CP.
No way, that post was both interesting AND useful! Not everything has to be pointless, amusing fluff!
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Not sure... but after I had Pux Jr. my boobs went up 2 cup sizes...
Is the cost of having a kid less than a boob job?
is the cost of having a kid less then 5 grand?
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My weight when I was 13 was 126 LBS
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