I don't mind piercings, particularly tongue piercings on girls. It totally changes the experience of certain ahem... services rendered.
Lol, reminds me of a great comedian
"She had her tongue pierced. Girls try to be so sexy when they have their tongue pierced. She said 'you know what that means right?'......that you can't chew your food? She said 'no, it makes things that feel good, feel better'. I have to say......not so much. I mean it felt fine, but you're dealing with something that doesn't need much improvement. But if you REALLY wanna make THAT better.....bring a friend. Don't cut up your tongue, have a party!"
-Mitch Fatel
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I always interprit that as someone wanting to add to the conversation, but they don't have anything to say. Can't stand it, and have co-workers that say it constantly.
Not sure if it's just people I work with, but I've noticed people saying "I seen" a bunch.
I also have noticed people saying "I know" when I'm explaining something they asked about, or even just conversing...No, you didn't know, otherwise you wouldn't have asked, or I wouldn't be talking
I agree about the piercing thing, sure for some people it is sexy, but I've never been interested in it.. Hell, I just got my ears pierced this year and I still can't get over the fact that I have a hole in my ear that I can put metal through it.. bizarre.
I also have noticed people saying "I know" when I'm explaining something they asked about, or even just conversing...No, you didn't know, otherwise you wouldn't have asked, or I wouldn't be talking
You don't understand how much that bothers me. I've had certain people come ask me for advice on how to solve a problem and every single sentence that came out of my mouth was capped by an "I know" from that individual. Kinda makes me want to strangle them with my mouse cord and then beat them to death with my keyboard.
I also have noticed people saying "I know" when I'm explaining something they asked about, or even just conversing...No, you didn't know, otherwise you wouldn't have asked, or I wouldn't be talking
Regarding stickers and ricers... I'll never forget the feeling of disdain I had for the loser that was my ex g/f's neighbour. Dork pulls up in his FORD FOCUS that is riced to the nines and disses my buddy's Ranger for having a 'Ranger' sticker on the windshield. I'm just sitting there thinking "pot, meet kettle".
Worst part about it was that he made a dum dum comment about whether my buddy actually drives off-road. I thought "can you even drive that P.O.S faster than 110?". F'n spoiler and gigantic tail pipe on a car with a 2.0l engine... DVD player in the dashboard. WTF? IF not for the proximity to the old lady's place, we'd have gotten punchy.
I would have had a field day with that guy. People like that are the biggest posers.
I don't mind piercings, particularly tongue piercings on girls. It totally changes the experience of certain ahem... services rendered.
If this isn't appropriate feel free to delete. Only once did I hook up with a girl with a tongue ring. I was so excited for that certain part we're referring to here. But it was a big letdown, it seriously didnt feel any different at all to me. Maybe she was just bad at it, I dont know. All I know was that was a very disappointing day...
I could never understand why a woman would want to mutilate their body that way. It's gross and a total turn off.
I take it you've never gotten a beej from a woman with a pierced tongue before. If you had you'd appreciate the pierced tongue from a completely different perspective.
"She had her tongue pierced. Girls try to be so sexy when they have their tongue pierced. She said 'you know what that means right?'......that you can't chew your food? She said 'no, it makes things that feel good, feel better'. I have to say......not so much. I mean it felt fine, but you're dealing with something that doesn't need much improvement. But if you REALLY wanna make THAT better.....bring a friend. Don't cut up your tongue, have a party!"
-Mitch Fatel
If this isn't appropriate feel free to delete. Only once did I hook up with a girl with a tongue ring. I was so excited for that certain part we're referring to here. But it was a big letdown, it seriously didnt feel any different at all to me. Maybe she was just bad at it, I dont know. All I know was that was a very disappointing day...
I have had the same experience twice, let down on any extra feeling both times.
I was having a intellectual debate with an associate the other day, and the 'fad' of MMA arose. Now, I'm no fight fan by any means, I dont really care for UFC or Boxing, but my associate was extolling upon me the virtues of MMA and UFC.
Now, first of all, he was somewhat incensed that some people consider it a fad. Apparently it is the premier up and coming sport that shall define our times.
Or some such nonsense at any rate.
Now, I dont consider two half naked dudes in a cage about to get it on as a form of reliable entertainment. I mean, this event could go either way, they could kill each other or they could find instant, intense passionate love.
I for one, am not willing to take the risk that the latter might occur and tune in to find out.
Now, my rational and well thought out argument was that it cannot be considered a premier sport for the ages unless it can be made into a "Rocky" film.
Rocky 8: The Italian Stallion Meets the Octagon
Alright, promising premise, I'll grant you that. But can you see The Italian Stallion's ancient ass getting into Ultimate Fighting? Will he be trained by the ghost of Mickey and the Zen-like re-incarnations of Pauly and Apollo Creed?
This brings us to the question of whether or not Ghost Mickey even knows anything about MMA and whether or not he can get 'Rock' through this one final challenge. I for one, have my doubts.
Furthermore, there are precious few Russian machines in UFC. He'd probably end up fighting a French guy. Now, I can get into watching a french guy get worked, but lets be honest here, French fighters are hard to take seriously.
I would then suggest that, if the Villain sucks, it cannot be viably made into a Rocky Film and thus is not a premiere sport.
It was then brought to my attention that a recently released Rocky Film, "Rocky Balboa" came out with a pure weaksauce villain. Did anyone know about this? How was this allowed to happen? Did Sly have some serious bills to pay that "The Contender" couldnt cover?
Unfortunately, this has opened the floodgates allowing essentially anything to be worked into a Rocky film and we shall now be inundated with Premiere Sports.
That is all.
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I personally find UFC boring as hell. Too much rolling around and 69ing. I liked it when it first started but along came some guy from Brazil or something, who became the champion by hugging the crap out of his opponent. Booooooring. I stopped watching after that.
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself in a pub that had it on. I watched for a bit to give it another try, but it's still the same boring hugfest. Stortini should join UFC.
I was having a intellectual debate with an associate the other day, and the 'fad' of MMA arose. Now, I'm no fight fan by any means, I dont really care for UFC or Boxing, but my associate was extolling upon me the virtues of MMA and UFC.
For some reason I've really lost interest in the fight game, whether boxing or ultimate/mma/whatever. I remember watching the first ever UFC which I think featured the Shamrock vs Gracie super fight. For two guys that were suppossed to hate each other they sure looked like they were doing it. I think thats why the standup rule came into effect. But the one thing that I remember from the first one was that the fighters had character, they weren't generic toughguys. There was the fat guy who invented his own fighting art. There were the continaul low blows. Today its pretty colorless too me.
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Now, first of all, he was somewhat incensed that some people consider it a fad. Apparently it is the premier up and coming sport that shall define our times.
Your right, we live in an extreme society. Boxing dosen't fill that need, wresting is just dumb now, this sport is suppossed to bridge that gap. But god help us when our kids start imitating that sport. But I don't think it will define our times until it becomes even more out there. They did too good a job of covering up their steroid scandal for example.
Or some such nonsense at any rate.
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Now, I dont consider two half naked dudes in a cage about to get it on as a form of reliable entertainment. I mean, this event could go either way, they could kill each other or they could find instant, intense passionate love.
See Shamrock vs Gracie, I remember watching that fight with a couple of buddies, and after the first 40 minutes of the "loving embrace" I turned to a friend and told him that I felt grossed out. You compare that to the Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas fight that Tyson lost for the first time, and that had everything that a guy could want. Great buildup, not much science but a lot of punches, and Douglas to his credit took a ton of damage and fought through it. Sadly heavy weight boxing is on the decline due to a stable of good fighters.
I for one, am not willing to take the risk that the latter might occur and tune in to find out.
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Now, my rational and well thought out argument was that it cannot be considered a premier sport for the ages unless it can be made into a "Rocky" film.
Rocky 8: The Italian Stallion Meets the Octagon
Alright, promising premise, I'll grant you that. But can you see The Italian Stallion's ancient ass getting into Ultimate Fighting? Will he be trained by the ghost of Mickey and the Zen-like re-incarnations of Pauly and Apollo Creed?
but, but Rocky did beat Hulk Hogan is a sort of MMA style brawl after Paulie cut off his gloves with a switch blade.
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This brings us to the question of whether or not Ghost Mickey even knows anything about MMA and whether or not he can get 'Rock' through this one final challenge. I for one, have my doubts.
Furthermore, there are precious few Russian machines in UFC. He'd probably end up fighting a French guy. Now, I can get into watching a french guy get worked, but lets be honest here, French fighters are hard to take seriously.
Believe me, the next step in MMA is to invent characters, same with UFC. The fights will still be legit, but the build up and the hype created by interviews has to be better, and capture the imagination of Joe six pack ######.
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I would then suggest that, if the Villain sucks, it cannot be viably made into a Rocky Film and thus is not a premiere sport.
It was then brought to my attention that a recently released Rocky Film, "Rocky Balboa" came out with a pure weaksauce villain. Did anyone know about this? How was this allowed to happen? Did Sly have some serious bills to pay that "The Contender" couldnt cover?
Frankly, I liked Rocky Balboa, the villian was Antonio Carver who looked the part, but they gave him a ton of humility so that he wasn't a cookie cutter, but a legit champion trying to get out from Rocky Balboa's large shadow. I don't think he was a weak villian, in fact, I really don't think he was a villian at all. He was a boxer and a good one who didn't want to show up Rocky or crush him or humiliate him, he just wanted to be better then him.
I enjoyed the movie, I thought it was far better then anything after Rocky 2.
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I can't go through 16 pages of this thread, but has anyone mentioned "bodysprays for men" yet?That completely jumps over the line in the feminization of men.
I can't go through 16 pages of this thread, but has anyone mentioned "bodysprays for men" yet?That completely jumps over the line in the feminization of men.
They're really just the next step after spray deodorant... I don't mind them myself.. not because I think it'll make me more appealing, but sometimes us men just stink, and that stuff comes in handy as a quick save before one can use a shower.
This may have been covered, but I'm pretty tired of the fad that is poker.
I know I know, it's an old game bla bla bla, but the trendy factor has gone through the roof. It's on sports channels all the time, people talk about it incessantly and treat the game like it's something different than any card game that my grandma and her friends played on Saturday night.
It actually seems like the poker fad is dying down a bit. It's still out there, but it seems it has past its peak already.
Count me in as another person to loathe the MMA fad. Boxing I can take or leave. Kickboxing can be interesting. Sweaty guys hugging eachother? Not so thrilling.
This may have been covered, but I'm pretty tired of the fad that is poker.
I know I know, it's an old game bla bla bla, but the trendy factor has gone through the roof. It's on sports channels all the time, people talk about it incessantly and treat the game like it's something different than any card game that my grandma and her friends played on Saturday night.
It's a deeply complex game. The game's nature makes for detailed and long discussions. That's why people will talk about non-stop. If Grandmas play deeply complex games on Saturday as well, that's fine with me.
But yes, it is dying down unfortunately. Not as many people logging on to Pokerstars that think they are good because they know to raise with AK.
People who think poker is a simple game = easy money.
