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Old 01-25-2026, 10:51 AM   #29441
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Can we separate her from Canada? Preferably strapped to a rocket or something?
Alright, which one of you made it happen?

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Old 01-25-2026, 10:52 AM   #29442
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We know why they won’t physically move to the US. As crappy as the US is, even they’re not going to take these guys move there.
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Old 01-25-2026, 11:00 AM   #29443
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I don’t think Smith needs to worry about whether Prime Minister or President is more fitting. The choice will likely be obscurity, prison, or death, depending on how the US wants to proceed once Alberta is easy pickings. And that’s assuming there is no resistance locally, in which case there’s probably more limited outcomes.

No military, no currency, no trade agreements, no port access, but a bunch of natural resources. Can’t wait to see what happens!
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Old 01-25-2026, 11:02 AM   #29444
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They can't move, because they've nurtured such a hatred for immigrants that the paradox in their brain of being an immigrant would cause their prefrontal cortex to explode the second they crossed the border.


Of course, they could just call themselves Expats, and the paradox would not be revealed.
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Old 01-25-2026, 11:15 AM   #29445
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I will start driving them down to the border if they need a ride.
A freedom convoy. Literally.

Fitting, considering the red and white ditch dwellers have now packed up their Canadian flags and swapped them for separatist ones. It’s almost like they’re puppets for the grievance de jour.
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Old 01-25-2026, 12:01 PM   #29446
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Can we separate her from Canada? Preferably strapped to a rocket or something?
Why the soft touch this morning?

What happened to the “she should be killed” mentality? Come on, you can do better.
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Old 01-25-2026, 12:06 PM   #29447
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I don’t think Smith needs to worry about whether Prime Minister or President is more fitting. The choice will likely be obscurity, prison, or death, depending on how the US wants to proceed once Alberta is easy pickings. And that’s assuming there is no resistance locally, in which case there’s probably more limited outcomes.

No military, no currency, no trade agreements, no port access, but a bunch of natural resources. Can’t wait to see what happens!
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Why the soft touch this morning?

What happened to the “she should be killed” mentality? Come on, you can do better.
Seek professional help.
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Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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Old 01-25-2026, 12:53 PM   #29449
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Now not wanting violence and killing requires professional help.

Wow.
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Old 01-25-2026, 12:59 PM   #29450
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Now not wanting violence and killing requires professional help.

Wow.
Yep, you nailed it. Excellent work
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Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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Old 01-25-2026, 01:54 PM   #29451
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Now not wanting violence and killing requires professional help.

Wow.
Maybe if she just stays in her lane and doesn't interfere with sovereignty, she won't have to worry about violence...
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