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Originally Posted by edslunch
I wonder if she gives up and turns full separatist, damn the torpedos.
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She's not really a separatist, she is just dumb enough to think Canada is a vassal state that has fully capitulated to Quebec, and that if she says says the magic words hard enough even with a wink ("I want to separate"), then they will give all of the Albertans a unicorn that farts skittles with some of that sweet sweet Ontario money.
At some point in time 30 years from now, where she has stoked separatist sentiment to the point that our pensions are sinking with the oil industry, our police costs twice as much as the RCPM with the worst outcomes, our scores in public schools are that of a republican state, and health outcomes are plummeting while we recruit people with "MDs" from a beautiful South American diploma mill to doctor us, because Canadian doctors wouldn't work under these conditions.
Once that's the world we live in and still nobody has dropped off her unicorn, she will look back at her life and still be too stupid to realize she was wrong about everything, still with confidence that if she pretends we don't want to be part of Canada, the rest of the country will cower and beg us to stay.