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Old 04-03-2024, 01:04 PM   #2801
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I'm not sure why you'd look for logical consistency in anything these muppets do.
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:27 PM   #2802
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I'm not sure why you'd look for logical consistency in anything these muppets do.
As someone who loves everything Jim Henson, I find your use of the term muppets for these people as offensive to everything the Muppets stand for!

"Asshat morons" is more appropriate please.
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:28 PM   #2803
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Going to be driving by these monkeys on the weekend and I'm bringing my bullhorn. Probably only have a second to belt out an insult. Probably will just go with, "you guys are fkn morons" unless I can come up with something more creative.
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:42 PM   #2804
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Is there a map or twitter account of where these dick heads are going to be? I'd rather just avoid them at all costs and not ruin my week
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:45 PM   #2805
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Going to be driving by these monkeys on the weekend and I'm bringing my bullhorn.
Surely you own one of those train horn things.

I want to see a video of someone pulling up near a group of them and giving it a blast.
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:50 PM   #2806
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Surely you own one of those train horn things.

I want to see a video of someone pulling up near a group of them and giving it a blast.
Haha, that would be quite the thing to own. I wish!

I have had my eye on this Aztek Death Whistle. It's in my Amazon wish list, but hard to justify buying it hah. The sound these make is frightening.
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Going to be driving by these monkeys on the weekend and I'm bringing my bullhorn. Probably only have a second to belt out an insult. Probably will just go with, "you guys are fkn morons" unless I can come up with something more creative.
how do you get it to start at 2:09??? i tried adding &t=129s but got an error!


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Haha, that would be quite the thing to own. I wish!

I have had my eye on this Aztek Death Whistle. It's in my Amazon wish list, but hard to justify buying it hah. The sound these make is frightening.
There is no way blowing into something can be that loud. Now I want one.
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Going to be driving by these monkeys on the weekend and I'm bringing my bullhorn. Probably only have a second to belt out an insult. Probably will just go with, "you guys are fkn morons" unless I can come up with something more creative.
I mean...if you're on the mobility scooter, maybe with a crutch or two attached to the back? You'd be untouchable.

You could sell tickets.
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I'd rent a sewer truck and empty the tank on those clowns by way of a pressurized wide spray pattern. A man can dream.
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Old 04-03-2024, 02:34 PM   #2811
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Going to be driving by these monkeys on the weekend and I'm bringing my bullhorn. Probably only have a second to belt out an insult. Probably will just go with, "you guys are fkn morons" unless I can come up with something more creative.
A simple "twat waffles" gets the point across

Someone should roll coal on them. They would be so confused.
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Would you hire one?
Temporary fencing is the only skill they would have that comes to mind. Oh, I guess sign holders. They can do that.
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Old 04-03-2024, 03:20 PM   #2813
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Temporary fencing is the only skill they would have that comes to mind. Oh, I guess sign holders. They can do that.
I've been looking for a guy to honk a horn for five weeks solid, but it's a night position so has been hard to fill. Maybe if I allow the successful candidate to bring his kids and set up a bouncy castle I could get one of these guys to apply.
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Old 04-03-2024, 04:00 PM   #2814
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Isn't the Canadian Nazi Party's headquarters in Cape Breton?

They have a Compound and everything.

Damned Breton! Theres an island we should let float out to sea.
Yeah there were Nazis advertising this is a great place to live.

What's that broken clock saying?

We have some VERY special people here. Search Facebook for the videos on the Pallet Homes in Whitney Pier.

That said, if you want to set us out to sea, can you point us south? I'd love to have the warm weather and not have to shovel again!
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Old 04-03-2024, 04:03 PM   #2815
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Yeah there were Nazis advertising this is a great place to live.

What's that broken clock saying?

We have some VERY special people here. Search Facebook for the videos on the Pallet Homes in Whitney Pier.

That said, if you want to set us out to sea, can you point us south? I'd love to have the warm weather and not have to shovel again!
Sorry mate, you need to head north to offset the loss of icebergs. It's a sacrifice, but one I'm willing to make.
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This guy is begging for money after his apartment building caught fire, even though he has insurance.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1775159236001251513

https://bbybulletin.ca/reader-submis...rance-coverage

He goes on about grifters, yet...
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Old 04-03-2024, 04:16 PM   #2817
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Yeah there were Nazis advertising this is a great place to live.

What's that broken clock saying?

We have some VERY special people here. Search Facebook for the videos on the Pallet Homes in Whitney Pier.

That said, if you want to set us out to sea, can you point us south? I'd love to have the warm weather and not have to shovel again!
I've got a very reliable contact with an ice-breaker who says that he can nudge Cape Breton right up against Baffin Island.

Then we just fence it off and broadcast it to the world.

Hey Nazis....at least the Bears are white?
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This guy is begging for money after his apartment building caught fire, even though he has insurance.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1775159236001251513

https://bbybulletin.ca/reader-submis...rance-coverage

He goes on about grifters, yet...

Pimking vibes.
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Haha yeah I read about that this morning.

The fire wasn't even in his unit, it was two floors above him. I'm sure his stuff still isn't exactly untouched, but frickin lol. grifters gonna grift. According to the article I read it's his 4th or 5th gofundme since 2019. He crowdfunded his cats getting spayed, another vet bill, and when he lost his job.

Some people have no shame
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Old 04-03-2024, 05:28 PM   #2820
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So, these people are just going to camp out along the road all summer?
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