Edmonton is No Good VIII: There's Still Something in the Water!

[Roughneck]

Rumour has it that Matheson cancelled his Disney+ subscription after learning that they don't censor Adam Banks' number in the Mighty Ducks.

[Demaeon]

Matheson also reached out to ensure Jay-Z knows that he actually IS one of his problems.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by ---Hatrick---

The year “1999” should have been skipped all together. Shame on the world for not skipping ahead to “2000”

[Vinny01]

Sounds like Russell has been playing with Barrie during camp. Best way to use their new offensive defenseman is pairing him with a guy who is routinely pinned in his own zone trying to block shots.

[Beatle17]

Originally Posted by Vinny01

Sounds like Russell has been playing with Barrie during camp. Best way to use their new offensive defenseman is pairing him with a guy who is routinely pinned in his own zone trying to block shots.

While Barrie is standing by the boards waiting for a breakout pass, this should be productive.

[Rejean31]

Originally Posted by getbak

Is there anyone in the Edmonton media who isn't a ####ing idiot?

I’m going to go with NO!!

[transplant99]

Yup....Domenik Kahun is what was missing David. Go with that.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1347243534403870721

[Robbob]

Sorry Dave, but if Kassian is still in the top six, then it isn't a real top six.

[topfiverecords]

Top 6? Golf is usually played in foursomes.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

But then how would we know how to party?

We would learn from California.

[looooob]

Originally Posted by transplant99

Yup....Domenik Kahun is what was missing David. Go with that.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1347243534403870721

Kahun, 25 years old .18 goals per game
Tobias Rieder 2 year ago, 25 year old .18 goals per game


David you guys bring in a guy like this EVERY year

[Robbob]

Yeah, Kahun is this years Ty Rattie.

[davidus_49]

Originally Posted by looooob

Kahun, 25 years old .18 goals per game
Tobias Rieder 2 year ago, 25 year old .18 goals per game


David you guys bring in a guy like this EVERY year

[FlamesAddiction]

I can see Kahun putting up 40 points pretty easily. He had 37 two years ago and was on pace for 50 last year.

The problem is that he is far from being a complete player and I doubt he affects their fortunes much. The points will come, but I will be surprised if he is a net positive.

[monkeyman]

Originally Posted by looooob

Kahun, 25 years old .18 goals per game
Tobias Rieder 2 year ago, 25 year old .18 goals per game


David you guys bring in a guy like this EVERY year

Oh oh. I hope Kahun knows the fate of the Oilers making the playoffs is on his shoulders.

[Mazrim]

Originally Posted by MissTeeks

Well this is just dumb:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1346957683291688962

It's truly impressive that he has doubled down in later replies on this take. He is getting ratio'd so hard right now.

As of this post that tweet has 1012 replies, 679 quote tweets, 17 retweets and 96 likes. Incredible stuff, really.

[---Hatrick---]

Is there anything that David Staples tweets that doesn’t not age well?

[stang]

Originally Posted by Mazrim

It's truly impressive that he has doubled down in later replies on this take. He is getting ratio'd so hard right now.

As of this post that tweet has 1012 replies, 679 quote tweets, 17 retweets and 96 likes. Incredible stuff, really.

It’s a pretty stupid take for sure.

My fav comment in there is something like. “They are asking Bouchard to change his birth year from 99”

[Reggie Dunlop]

Dominik Kahun ist nicht gut.

[djsFlames]

Originally Posted by transplant99

Yup....Domenik Kahun is what was missing David. Go with that.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1347243534403870721

I thought it was Athanasiou
And before that one of those Europeans
And before that Rattie.

Another year another journeyman forward that Completes! Their! Top! Six!