12-11-2005, 04:42 PM
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#261
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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Coke
DJRice vs Snap Crackle and Pop
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12-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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#262
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Snap Crackle and Pop
George Carlin said it best:
"I distinctly heard Snap,Crackle, **** Him"
Tits vs. Ass
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12-11-2005, 05:54 PM
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#263
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary
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Ass wins after a devastating fart.
Metallica vs Megadeath
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 Hey, those are some good cheese fires.
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12-11-2005, 06:48 PM
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#264
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: F*** me. We're so f***ing good, you check the f***ing standings? Lets f***ing go! F***ing practice!
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Metallica by far.
50 midgits with pen knives vs. a grizzly bear
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Backlund for Selke 2017 2018
Oilers suck.
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12-11-2005, 06:59 PM
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#265
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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I'll take the Grizzly over the Chicken McMidgets.
Eight Days a Week vs 24/7
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12-11-2005, 09:12 PM
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#266
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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Eight days a week is always better than 7.
England vs Argentina
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12-11-2005, 10:58 PM
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#267
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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OHH!! ENGLAND BABY!!! ROOOOOONEY!!!!
Tag vs. Axe
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12-12-2005, 01:55 PM
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#268
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Axe,
Tag is just the rip off
Jesus vs. Mohammed
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12-12-2005, 02:12 PM
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#269
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Mohammed . . . . because Mohammed was a real guy and Jesus is fictional.
The Chipmunks versus The Archies.
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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12-12-2005, 02:19 PM
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#270
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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The Chipmunks, those little buggers are quick
Elvis vs. Michael Jackson
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12-12-2005, 02:25 PM
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#271
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: I've got 2 words for you
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Jason Wiemer woould Kick Radek Bonk's ass.
No Contest.
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M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!
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12-12-2005, 02:49 PM
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#272
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Originally Posted by Flaming Homer
Elvis vs. Michael Jackson
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Elvis, figures it's now or never so gives MJ swift kicks with the blue suede shoes right in the burning love
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
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12-12-2005, 03:27 PM
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#273
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by return to the red
Elvis, figures it's now or never so gives MJ swift kicks with the blue suede shoes right in the burning love
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
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Good one.
Gotta go with Peter, but only by a hair. Peter is drunker, and more violent.
Palestine vs Israel
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12-12-2005, 03:41 PM
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#274
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Israel, They got the backing of the States
Marilyn Monroe vs. Jayne Mansfield
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12-12-2005, 03:46 PM
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#275
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Flaming Homer
Israel, They got the backing of the States
Marilyn Monroe vs. Jayne Mansfield
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In mud, or jell-o?
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12-12-2005, 04:42 PM
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#276
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Gotta go with Monroe. She boned a president (or maybe a few).
David Hasselhof's chest hair VS. Tom Selleck's moustache.
To clarify, from the Knight Rider era and the Magnum PI era.
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12-12-2005, 05:10 PM
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#277
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Hasselhof's a ***** the chest hair was probably fake, gunna have to go with Tom Selleck
Jimmy Page vs. Jimmi Hendrix
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12-12-2005, 06:54 PM
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#278
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: CALGARY!
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Jimmy Page....stairway to heaven!
Uncle Rico (Napoleon Dynamite) vs. Rico Fata
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12-12-2005, 07:57 PM
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#279
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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definetely Rico Fata
Versace Vs. Armani
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12-12-2005, 08:02 PM
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#280
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: I've got 2 words for you
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Barney Gumble Vs. Barney Rubble?
I say Gumble knocks him out with his breath!
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