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Old 06-20-2006, 02:02 PM   #261
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I was born in Edmonton.
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Old 06-20-2006, 02:25 PM   #262
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I was born in Edmonton.
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:11 PM   #263
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What is so awesome about a 3rd Nipple? I sure as hell wouldn’t want one
Hey, let's not start another circumcision thread here.

Bottom line, if you've got a 3rd nipple or not, you think what you've got is better.
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:12 PM   #264
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and i was kidding about the whole third nipple thing... i thought it was funny at the time....
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:48 PM   #265
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:07 PM   #266
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I was attacked by a Flock of Seagulls. And I ran....I ran so far away.... No, seriously, at Seaworld, a bunch of seagulls attacked me. I was holding a tray of fish to throw at the Walrusses. (or Walri?)
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:33 PM   #267
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I like Canadian Idol. Maybe I have a hormone imbalance.
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:54 AM   #268
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I was attacked by a Flock of Seagulls. And I ran....I ran so far away.... No, seriously, at Seaworld, a bunch of seagulls attacked me. I was holding a tray of fish to throw at the Walrusses. (or Walri?)
I was attacked by a pretty big rooster when I was 5. Or you could say, a big **** attacked me.
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:55 AM   #269
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My wife was born in Edmonton....
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:04 AM   #270
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I once thought about going to a tanning Salon....
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:13 AM   #271
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I cried at the end of King Kong.
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:16 AM   #272
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I cried at the end of King Kong.
I cried at the end of Armageddon (and no, it wasn't because I wanted my money back).
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:07 AM   #273
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I cried at the end of "The Notebook" ... two hours of my life I'll never get back, I tear up now thinking of the wasted time that could have been put to better use (like surfing CP)
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:11 AM   #274
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I once thought about going to a tanning Salon....
I've BEEN to a tanning salon. Just once though.
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:21 AM   #275
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I don't believe in tanning salons.
hey now this thread is dirty LITTLE secrets, not dirty big secrets
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:27 AM   #276
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I do Yoga once a week and enjoy it.
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:31 AM   #277
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I do Yoga once a week and enjoy it.
Now Yoga is something I do believe in. Good times and did you know that many amazingly flexible/attractive women also partake?
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:31 AM   #278
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My boss was gone two weeks and I got NO WORK DONE.

I wonder why he is ****ed
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:33 AM   #279
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Now Yoga is something I do believe in. Good times and did you know that many amazingly flexible/attractive women also partake?
Oh, I am well aware of the female to male ratio. . . it's really something. Not only are the odds stacked in our favour but the women that are there are generally wearing nothing but tights and sports bras, good times. I guess I shouldn't forget about how good doing yoga makes me feel. After a class I could get punched in the face and not even care.
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:35 AM   #280
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Oh, I am well aware of the female to male ratio. . . it's really something. Not only are the odds stacked in our favour but the women that are there are generally wearing nothing but tights and sports bras, good times. I guess I shouldn't forget about how good doing yoga makes me feel. After a class I could get punched in the face and not even care.
Yeah it's totally true. I kind of want to try hot yoga, with the steamy room. I hear it's intense.
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