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Old 11-27-2025, 04:00 PM   #261
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I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
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Old 11-27-2025, 04:10 PM   #262
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I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
What the problem? Everyone knows that Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing so that he the NASA execs at the time could take the Federal funding and have an epic Hookers and Blow bender in Vegas.

Thats not even a conspiracy theory anymore, thats just a fact!

Why do you think NASA's funding got slashed? When the Washington bigwigs figured out how easy it was to syphon off public cash they had their own Hooker and Blow benders, thats how New Orleans was founded until they realized they needed to destroy the evidence and needed to borrow the Jews' weather control device to level the place to wipe out all traces.

Everyone knows that!

The Beyonce/Jay-Z one is ridiculous though...most people dont even want their own kids...who would kill someone else just to take theirs? That makes no sense!
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Old 11-27-2025, 05:14 PM   #263
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Eight of the top 10 online shows are spreading climate misinformation
Did you know it takes more energy to build a windmill then they generate. True story, a person with a law degree all be it not a Canadian one said this to me, they seemed serious.
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I saw a FB comment demanding to know why Naheed Nenshi is on the Epstein List.
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Did you know it takes more energy to build a windmill then they generate. True story, a person with a law degree all be it not a Canadian one said this to me, they seemed serious.
Thats not true! It just seems that way because the general public dont realize that the Mole People have underground transmission lines and siphon most of the power that windmills generate at source to power their underground Mole Orgy Palaces!

We only get whatever power is left over that the Mole-Men (and women!) dont use!

And they use a LOT! One wouldnt think that funneling electricity through the whiskers would be such an aphrodisiac...but here we are...
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I saw a FB comment demanding to know why Naheed Nenshi is on the Epstein List.
Now...lets be honest. That would be hilarious!

Imagine Nenshi on Epstein Island! He would just be in the corner wringing his hands and doing the collar-tug...just so uncomfortable and awkward.

"Ummm....This is really weird. Can I go home now?"
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