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Originally Posted by troutman
I had three moon landing hoaxers in the bar today. They also say Beyoncé and Jay Z killed another woman and took her baby. My head hurts.
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What the problem? Everyone knows that Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing so that he the NASA execs at the time could take the Federal funding and have an epic Hookers and Blow bender in Vegas.
Thats not even a conspiracy theory anymore, thats just a fact!
Why do you think NASA's funding got slashed? When the Washington bigwigs figured out how easy it was to syphon off public cash they had their own Hooker and Blow benders, thats how New Orleans was founded until they realized they needed to destroy the evidence and needed to borrow the Jews' weather control device to level the place to wipe out all traces.
Everyone knows that!
The Beyonce/Jay-Z one is ridiculous though...most people dont even want their own kids...who would kill someone else just to take theirs? That makes no sense!