06-07-2012, 09:37 AM
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#261
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by zuluking
Impossible. You've got no rhythm.
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Are his feet guilty?
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06-07-2012, 12:37 PM
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#262
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by KTown
I feel for the OP. I've been there, I've used women but when the first one decided to use me, I was like WTF, this isn't how it works.
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Yeah, that's not how it's supposed to work either, unless you're a ######bag.
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06-08-2012, 08:41 AM
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#263
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First Line Centre
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Well, it can't do any harm now
mod edit
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Last edited by KootenayFlamesFan; 06-08-2012 at 10:37 AM.
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06-08-2012, 09:15 AM
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#264
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cole436
Well, it can't do any harm now
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Ahh, hate to break it to you dude, but going to the pub where she works three times doesn't count as three dates.
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Last edited by KootenayFlamesFan; 06-08-2012 at 10:37 AM.
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06-08-2012, 09:36 AM
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#265
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Norm!
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-08-2012, 10:07 AM
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#267
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KTown
I feel for the OP. I've been there, I've used women but when the first one decided to use me, I was like WTF, this isn't how it works. It made me feel kind of all crappy inside. That feeling goes away fairly quick though. Just saddle up and move on. The right one will come one day.
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Heads Up Wieser Wonder....
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06-08-2012, 10:10 AM
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#268
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Cole436
Well, it can't do any harm now
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One eye biger than the other
Huge forehead
Small boobs
2/10 would not bang
Last edited by KootenayFlamesFan; 06-08-2012 at 10:37 AM.
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06-08-2012, 10:15 AM
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#269
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
one eye biger than the other
huge forehead
small boobs
2/10 would not bang
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lol
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06-08-2012, 10:19 AM
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#270
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Lifetime Suspension
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ill let someone else post the fat pimply guy meme im too lazy
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06-08-2012, 10:20 AM
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#271
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Notorious Honey Badger
ill let someone else post the fat pimply guy meme im too lazy
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nm
Last edited by undercoverbrother; 06-08-2012 at 10:48 AM.
Reason: fun cop
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06-08-2012, 10:33 AM
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#272
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Holy jeez, this thread...
It really has it all! Casual misogyny, slut shaming and just a healthy dose of woman-hating. Good job everyone!
You should probably take down that picture OP
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06-08-2012, 10:39 AM
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#273
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Commie Referee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Small town, B.C.
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I took the pictures down. I don't think it's a good idea to post pictures of women like that here unless we have their consent. She's not some random woman on the internet, some people may know who she is in 'real life'.
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06-08-2012, 10:42 AM
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#274
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Originally Posted by KootenayFlamesFan
I took the pictures down. I don't think it's a good idea to post pictures of women like that here unless we have their consent. She's not some random woman on the internet, some people may know who she is in 'real life'.
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Uh... Isn't she from Australia?
Anyway, here's hoping she is the first in a long line of conquests for you bro!
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06-08-2012, 10:47 AM
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#275
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Norm!
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Did you staple her panties about your bed?
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06-08-2012, 10:49 AM
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#276
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Did you staple her panties about your bed?
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pfffft, hang them from your rear view mirror
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06-08-2012, 10:50 AM
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#277
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by East Coast Flame
Holy jeez, this thread...
It really has it all! Casual misogyny, slut shaming and just a healthy dose of woman-hating. Good job everyone!
You should probably take down that picture OP
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Pretty much.
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Originally Posted by TheGrimm
Anyway, here's hoping she is the first in a long line of conquests for you bro!
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Prime example. Obviously some very progressive posters here on CP.
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06-08-2012, 10:53 AM
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#278
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Oh... Also for anyone who missed the pic, she was a beauty of a brunette, I grabbed the pic and posted it here... ;D
Enjoi!
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06-08-2012, 10:55 AM
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#279
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Pretty much.
Prime example. Obviously some very progressive posters here on CP.
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If you can't enjoy a bit of sardonic humor... You should probably avoid forums on the internet. :P
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06-08-2012, 10:56 AM
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#280
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
pfffft, hang them from your rear view mirror
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If you do the job right you really don't need stamples or to hang it from anything.
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