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Old 06-07-2012, 09:37 AM   #261
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Impossible. You've got no rhythm.
Are his feet guilty?
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:37 PM   #262
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I feel for the OP. I've been there, I've used women but when the first one decided to use me, I was like WTF, this isn't how it works.
Yeah, that's not how it's supposed to work either, unless you're a ######bag.
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Old 06-08-2012, 08:41 AM   #263
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Well, it can't do any harm now

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Old 06-08-2012, 09:15 AM   #264
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Well, it can't do any harm now
Ahh, hate to break it to you dude, but going to the pub where she works three times doesn't count as three dates.
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:36 AM   #265
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Lots of bracelets on that right arm. You may be #4 or 5 as a "notch on the bed post."
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:07 AM   #267
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I feel for the OP. I've been there, I've used women but when the first one decided to use me, I was like WTF, this isn't how it works. It made me feel kind of all crappy inside. That feeling goes away fairly quick though. Just saddle up and move on. The right one will come one day.

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Old 06-08-2012, 10:10 AM   #268
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Well, it can't do any harm now
One eye biger than the other
Huge forehead
Small boobs

2/10 would not bang

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Old 06-08-2012, 10:15 AM   #269
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one eye biger than the other
huge forehead
small boobs

2/10 would not bang
lol
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:19 AM   #270
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ill let someone else post the fat pimply guy meme im too lazy
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:20 AM   #271
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ill let someone else post the fat pimply guy meme im too lazy

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Old 06-08-2012, 10:33 AM   #272
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Holy jeez, this thread...

It really has it all! Casual misogyny, slut shaming and just a healthy dose of woman-hating. Good job everyone!

You should probably take down that picture OP
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I took the pictures down. I don't think it's a good idea to post pictures of women like that here unless we have their consent. She's not some random woman on the internet, some people may know who she is in 'real life'.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:42 AM   #274
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I took the pictures down. I don't think it's a good idea to post pictures of women like that here unless we have their consent. She's not some random woman on the internet, some people may know who she is in 'real life'.

Uh... Isn't she from Australia?

Anyway, here's hoping she is the first in a long line of conquests for you bro!
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:47 AM   #275
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Did you staple her panties about your bed?
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Did you staple her panties about your bed?
pfffft, hang them from your rear view mirror
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:50 AM   #277
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Holy jeez, this thread...

It really has it all! Casual misogyny, slut shaming and just a healthy dose of woman-hating. Good job everyone!

You should probably take down that picture OP
Pretty much.

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Anyway, here's hoping she is the first in a long line of conquests for you bro!
Prime example. Obviously some very progressive posters here on CP.
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Oh... Also for anyone who missed the pic, she was a beauty of a brunette, I grabbed the pic and posted it here... ;D

Enjoi!
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:55 AM   #279
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Pretty much.



Prime example. Obviously some very progressive posters here on CP.

If you can't enjoy a bit of sardonic humor... You should probably avoid forums on the internet. :P
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pfffft, hang them from your rear view mirror
If you do the job right you really don't need stamples or to hang it from anything.
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