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Old 12-03-2025, 11:17 AM   #27381
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Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.


The problem is other people moving from other places, Alberta is quite restrictive on where U-turns can be made legally (unnecessarily so IMHO). In Manitoba, for example, U-turns are allowed except where signed otherwise. So I was surprised when I first moved here and my uncle was swearing about "some idiot making a U-turn" and I didn't understand what his deal was.

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U-turns are not permitted:
- at an intersection controlled by a traffic control signal (traffic lights) unless permitted by a traffic control device
- where a sign prohibits U-turns

In urban areas, U-turns are not permitted:
- on a roadway between intersections
- at an alley intersection
- at an intersection where one or more of the roadways is an access to a public or private parking lot which the public can access
So really -- in the city -- you can make a U-turn at a stop sign or yield-controlled intersection provided one of the turns does not lead into a parking lot and that's about it. You can't pull the ol' Toronto favourite of just ripping a U-turn in the middle of the street. And rurally, you can do 'em pretty much anywhere including on a highway except where an intersection is controlled by lights and/or where it isn't signed as prohibited to do so.
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Old 12-03-2025, 11:21 AM   #27382
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Genuine question:

Why in the ever loving #### are there so many drivers in this city doing u-turns is any ####ing location that they ####ing desire?

Single lane road, double yellow line? U-turn.
4 way stop? U-turn.
At red light busy intersection? U-turn.

#### all you ####ers. It was especially bad this morning and the fog on top of that. Had to lay on my horn multiple times.
I lost my license for 30 days after speeding,making a u-turn, and double parking beside the ghost car. The cop thought it was funny.
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Old 12-03-2025, 11:36 AM   #27383
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Transplants from Ontario where u-turns are allowed pretty much everywhere.
… wait, wtf? I had no idea. Google maps is always telling me to U-turn and I keep telling it to #### off. I can’t believe this… reading about it now.
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Old 12-03-2025, 11:37 AM   #27384
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I lost my license for 30 days after speeding,making a u-turn, and double parking beside the ghost car. The cop thought it was funny.
"Hey Lou, look at this drunk old fool! We are going to have to chase him down."

"Nope, he is parking. Right THERE!"

"Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."
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My wife grinds my gears.

I had a grand total of one terrible dome beer last night. Laughed my arse off. Wife insists on driving at night because my eyes suck at night. But she is a driver that is not all that good. Very jerky and stop and starty if that makes sense.

My buds and his wife in the car so I got back seat. most of the way home I am like "I think I'm gonna puke". Please pull over. She needs to audit this request for a minute and a half with stupid questions. So my torso is out the window barfing while she cannot figure out where to pull over on this 99% empty street.

She stops next to this lady shovelling her sidewalk at 10:30 at night 2 feet from me. Are you kidding? So we pulled up to a stranger and I puked next to her then drove away. And they are all laughing their asses off at me after this. Felt fine after 12 barfs. Still angry. Prob won't talk for a week.
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Old 12-03-2025, 11:52 AM   #27386
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Old 12-03-2025, 11:53 AM   #27387
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My wife grinds my gears.

I had a grand total of one terrible dome beer last night. Laughed my arse off. Wife insists on driving at night because my eyes suck at night. But she is a driver that is not all that good. Very jerky and stop and starty if that makes sense.

My buds and his wife in the car so I got back seat. most of the way home I am like "I think I'm gonna puke". Please pull over. She needs to audit this request for a minute and a half with stupid questions. So my torso is out the window barfing while she cannot figure out where to pull over on this 99% empty street.

She stops next to this lady shovelling her sidewalk at 10:30 at night 2 feet from me. Are you kidding? So we pulled up to a stranger and I puked next to her then drove away. And they are all laughing their asses off at me after this. Felt fine after 12 barfs. Still angry. Prob won't talk for a week.
Sounds like the issue is your pu$$y weak a$$ stomach.......nut up son
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Old 12-03-2025, 12:04 PM   #27388
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Sounds like the issue is your pu$$y weak a$$ stomach.......nut up son
I did, and puked out the window like a champ!
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Old 12-03-2025, 12:11 PM   #27389
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The damned U turn rules are so messed up because they didn't want them allowed anywhere in cities except in very specific places like on the military bases.
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