Random Thought Thread v2

[Ashartus]

I have 4 different kinds of meatball (including veggie-based) in my freezer. They all come from Ikea - except the Swedish meatballs.

[Sliver]

Not every guy who has a fk Trudeau sticker paints his pick up truck with boxliner, but every guy who paints his truck with boxliner has a fk Trudeau sticker.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

If you had a degree from the University of Bologna, would anyone take it seriously?

If it was a degree in food processing yes.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Ashartus

I have 4 different kinds of meatball (including veggie-based) in my freezer. They all come from Ikea - except the Swedish meatballs.

How do you make meatballs?

I love adding fruit jam and red pepper flakes to them.
The way IKEA hints that gravy is another potential pathway is good too.

Yum!

[White Out 403]

Sometimes when I think about the godfather, I think about how Fredo had threesomes with waitresses at Moe Green's casino. He had a tough arc, and was kind of a loser in life, but at least he had fun in Vegas

[ThisIsAnOutrage]

If Justin Trudeau is fit to be PM, then so is Kim Kardashian.

Somehow, at this moment, that is true.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by ThisIsAnOutrage

If Justin Trudeau is fit to be PM, then so is Kim Kardashian.

Somehow, at this moment, that is true.

*groans*

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by ThisIsAnOutrage

If Justin Trudeau is fit to be PM, then so is Kim Kardashian.

Somehow, at this moment, that is true.

Hahahahhahahah thats a good one.

[ThisIsAnOutrage]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

*groans*

Like, it's kind of hard to disagree, right?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by ThisIsAnOutrage

Like, it's kind of hard to disagree, right?

Are you a valley girl? Because you sure are clueless.

[ThisIsAnOutrage]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Are you a valley girl? Because you sure are clueless.

Some things are a matter of reason, others a matter of debate. Then there are those that only the heart knows, in that indescribable way, are true.

[PepsiFree]

I don’t know why they say Conservatives have no sense of humour because this bit would absolutely kill on the big stage.

[FormerPresJamesTaylor]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Sometimes when I think about the godfather, I think about how Fredo had threesomes with waitresses at Moe Green's casino. He had a tough arc, and was kind of a loser in life, but at least he had fun in Vegas

If you think Vito Corleone's sons had a good time, just wait until you find out about Uday and Qusay Hussein!

[Minnie]

Wasn't quite sure where to put this; horrible day for the families of those 2 individuals.

Back country bear attack in BNP leaves 2 dead

A bear attack in Alberta's Banff National Park has left two people dead, Parks Canada announced late Saturday.

Natalie Fay, external relations manager for Parks Canada's Banff field unit, said the agency received an alert from a GPS device originating from the Red Deer River Valley at approximately 8 p.m. on Friday, indicating a bear attack. In a statement, Fay said a team specially trained in wildlife attacks was immediately mobilized, but weather hindered their response time.

"Weather conditions at the time did not allow for helicopter use, and the response team travelled through the night to the location by the ground," she said. "The response team arrived on-site at 1 a.m. and discovered two deceased individuals."

While in the area, the response team encountered a grizzly bear displaying aggressive behaviour, Fay said, leading Parks Canada staff to euthanize it on-site for public safety. RCMP arrived at 5 a.m. to transport the victims to Sundre, Alta., she said. "This is a tragic incident and Parks Canada wishes to express its sincere condolences to the families and friends of the victims," the statement read.

A closure is in place around the attack area — including the Red Deer and Panther valleys, from Snow Creek Summit east to the National Park boundary, and north to Shale Pass — until further notice as a safety precaution.

[PepsiFree]

Tough to imagine a worse way to go

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

I don’t know why they say Conservatives have no sense of humour because this bit would absolutely kill on the big stage.

It's all in the delivery.

[OutOfTheCube]

People: "I hate Ikea furniture, all these tiny little plastic parts and vague instructions, and if you mess one step up who knows how far back you'll have to go to fix it."

Also people: "Just picked up the new 5000 piece LEGO set, can't wait!"

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube

People: "I hate Ikea furniture, all these tiny little plastic parts and vague instructions, and if you mess one step up who knows how far back you'll have to go to fix it."

Also people: "Just picked up the new 5000 piece LEGO set, can't wait!"

Awesome.

The other thing with Ikea furniture is it's easy AF to assemble and really nice for the price. The packaging is genius and the instructions are remarkable - all diagrams with no text. Plus it's soooo easy - although time consuming on some pieces - to put together.

IKEA strugglers are the dumbest of the dumb, but they sure are a loud bunch.

[undercoverbrother]

What is the point of the crease on a soccer pitch?

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

What is the point of t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶ soccer p̶i̶t̶c̶h̶?

I kid. I kid.